liptock
A Chil/Adult that is very sped and plays videos games 24/7 and doesn’t want to go to the gym or play outside
liptock by Jackson Hindens September 8, 2021
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Liplocked Gridlock
When traffic is stalled at a signal because people in the first car are too busy kissing to notice that the light ahs changed.
The people in the car in front of us was kissing at a stoplight and didn't notice that the light was green which caused a Liplocked Gridlock.
Liplocked Gridlock by sharky79 March 23, 2010
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Prom Night Limo Liplock
When the Prom dance is over and you and your date are riding in the limo around town..she goes to give you a blow job and your foreskin gets caught in her braces. After a few minutes of panic and fear you realize that you need to tell the chauffer to go to the nearest Emergency room. The chauffer takes you there and then you beg him to go get a Doctor(cuz you and your date can't really move). The Doctors and Nurses come (but you don't) and have to perform a quick surgery in the limo. Then they make a call to your parents at about 1:00am.
Amy didn't plan on winning Prom Queen so she left early to enjoy a Limo ride with Blake and it didn't turn out so well. Her dad was furious about what happened and poor Blake is still bedded up at the hospital from the Prom Night Limo Liplock.
Prom Night Limo Liplock by Poor Blake July 11, 2006
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Liptococcus
Liptococcus - lip-tuh-kok-uh s
verb plural
The oral act or performance involving placement of one individuals lips (entire mouth is optional ) firmly on and/or around another individuals cock (genitalia, penis)
Bacteriological.
One of several spherical, or oval bacteria.
verb plural
The oral act or performance involving placement of one individuals lips (entire mouth is optional ) firmly on and/or around another individuals cock (genitalia, penis)
Bacteriological.
One of several spherical, or oval bacteria.
Charged with illegal soliciting , indecent exposure and lud conduct, the defendants legal counsel was able to reach habeas corpus after a successful liptococcus session.
Liptococcus by Jen Hud November 23, 2017
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liplock by harry flashman July 25, 2003
liplock on a fuckstick
liplock on a fuckstick by 93108 January 28, 2003
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