liptock

A Chil/Adult that is very sped and plays videos games 24/7 and doesn’t want to go to the gym or play outside

Todd LIPTOCK refused to go outside

by Jackson Hindens September 8, 2021

Liplocked Gridlock

When traffic is stalled at a signal because people in the first car are too busy kissing to notice that the light ahs changed.

The people in the car in front of us was kissing at a stoplight and didn't notice that the light was green which caused a Liplocked Gridlock.

by sharky79 March 23, 2010

Prom Night Limo Liplock

When the Prom dance is over and you and your date are riding in the limo around town..she goes to give you a blow job and your foreskin gets caught in her braces. After a few minutes of panic and fear you realize that you need to tell the chauffer to go to the nearest Emergency room. The chauffer takes you there and then you beg him to go get a Doctor(cuz you and your date can't really move). The Doctors and Nurses come (but you don't) and have to perform a quick surgery in the limo. Then they make a call to your parents at about 1:00am.

Amy didn't plan on winning Prom Queen so she left early to enjoy a Limo ride with Blake and it didn't turn out so well. Her dad was furious about what happened and poor Blake is still bedded up at the hospital from the Prom Night Limo Liplock.

by Poor Blake July 11, 2006

liplock

Kiss on the mouth; a french kiss

"There's was a liplock to remember."

by free_me July 6, 2006

Liptococcus

Liptococcus - lip-tuh-kok-uh s

verb plural
The oral act or performance involving placement of one individuals lips (entire mouth is optional ) firmly on and/or around another individuals cock (genitalia, penis)

Bacteriological.
One of several spherical, or oval bacteria.

Charged with illegal soliciting , indecent exposure and lud conduct, the defendants legal counsel was able to reach habeas corpus after a successful liptococcus session.

by Jen Hud November 23, 2017

liplock

The pressing of the lips tightly to something or to take orally.

Yolanda put a liplock on Reverend Farnsworth that was anything but chaste.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

liplock on a fuckstick

to lock your lips on a f u c k s t i c k. suck dick

by 93108 January 28, 2003