1) The longest word in Finnish made up of 61 characters, approximately meaning:
Aeroplane jet turbine motor assistant mechanic, non-commissioned officer, in training.
Hanki lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas tänne, nyt!
(Get the aeroplane jet turbine motor assistant mechanic, non-commissioned officer, in training, over here, now!)
fool, halfwit, dolt, ignoramus, imbecile, simpleton; A slur for those not as intelligent as you are—used particularly by those who are highly intelligent prodigies for those who are not.
From the movie "Little ManTate" where Fred uses the term "Lepton" to refer to others who aren't as intelligent as he is.
"Read a book, you lepton." is borrowed from a Patton Oswalt bit.
One of a group of subatomic particles including the electron and neutrino. Leptons, along with quarks, are currently thought to be the ultimate building blocks of nature.
Woman: What did you just call me?
Child: A Lepton
Woman: What the hell is that?
Child: You wouldn't understand.
Woman: No, speak slowly..
Child: A lepton is a Z particle.
Woman: So?
Child: Do you know what protons and electrons are?
Woman: Yeah.
Child: OK, what are they?
Woman: They're those teeny tiny things atoms are made out of.
Child: Well, leptons are even smaller.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!