Lints 

Lonesome pints: going for a few pints on your own, a time for quiet reflection.

Guyints

"Are we going for a few beers later?"
"Nah, I think I'll have a few lints instead"

Lints by TheRavenPrince February 27, 2019

Lints 

Lonesome pints: Going for a few drinks on one's own. A time for reflection

See also: Guyints

"Did you go for drinks last night?"
"Only went for a few lints; Well needed"

Lints by TheRavenPrince February 27, 2019

Bus Lines in Israel 

A phenomenon of pushing, shoving and cutting in line that may cause the inexperienced to feel that this may be the last bus, to anywhere, ever and that societal norms have ceased to be relevant. A feeling of dizziness, frustration and the beginnings of a rare psychological disorder may occur. This phenomenon happens regardless of how many people are in line or how empty the bus is. If one listens closley, the silent screams of non-Israelis can be heard as they are herded to the side of the line.

Alex, going for his first shabbat in Jerusalem, got to the Beer Sheva bus station early Friday morning and was happy to see that the platform for his bus was mostly empty. Relieved that his friends had been wrong about the Bus lines in Israel, Alex got in line and waited. When the bus arrived, Alex noticed an elderly woman coming towards him from the side. Alex thought to himself, "I'll offer to let her go on first." Without notice, she simply walked in front of him and then signalled to the rest of her family, laying in wait, to join her. Suddenly Alex felt himself being pushed to the floor as little kids kicked him out of the way to run onto the completely empty bus. As he tried to get up, the boots of soldiers, just let off base for the weekend trampled him and forced their way onto the bus. "Ugh! Fine I'll just wait for the next bus" thought Alex to himself. Afterall, it was only 8 in the morning and he had plenty of time to get to to Jerusalem. Alex never made it to Jerusalem for Shabbat.

Bus Lines in Israel by SquishyFeces March 27, 2011

Tight lines 

A salutation, greeting, or wish for good luck between fishermen. Keeping your lines tight indicates that you're catching lots of fish.

a.) You're going out on the water today? Tight lines!
b.) Happy birthday buddy and tight lines!

Tight lines by Jonlama August 16, 2016

lindsay lohan

To go from a beautiful redheaded, nicely curved teenager to an annorexic, nose powdering Paris Hilton knockoff.

Lindsay Lohan: Fully Loaded

lindsay lohan by Sub June 11, 2005

Lindsey Graham 

A closeted Southern Republican who is as confused about his support for Trump as he is with his own sexuality; he can bitch-slap Trump one day and blow him the next.

When confronted by a Lindsey Graham, Trump doesn’t know whether to cover his face or pull out his dick.

Lindsey Graham by IntlManoMystery February 19, 2019

Nikolai Lantsov 

Extremely charming, hot and sassy, Nikolai Lantsov (also know as "Sobachka", later " Korol Rezni" ) is the Grand Duke of Udova and the second prince of Ravka. He has multiple personalities and often seen to step up on the rouge privateer, Strumhond's role.

"Nikolai Lantsov carried the Grisha Triology on his back."

"So true the books would be so boring without Nikolai"

Nikolai Lantsov by Alexistakenhere May 31, 2021