Smartest motherfucker in the world. They have done so much with so little for so long that they are qualified to do just about anything with almost nothing. They are often found to be slightly conceded and may behave like man whores.
The frontman for titanic German metal group Rammstein, widely considered one of the most awesome bands in the world. Musician, poet, former competative swimmer, former basket-weaver and part-time Demi-God. Till Lindeman is the anthropomorphicpersonification of pure masculinity who invented the often-lethal dance move: The Till Hammer, a thigh-pounding mosh technique that replicates a blacksmith smashing the ever-loving shit out of an anvil like it was a ginger stepson. As well as being a warrior, he is also a gentleman and has been known to let you stay in the room while he fucks your girlfriend and mother at the same time.
Till Lindemann taught Chuck Norris the roundhouse kick due to feeling sorry for him after kicking his ass in a barfight.
David Hasselhoff first turned to drink after poncing about on the Berlin wall and having it shatter underneath him when Till Lindemann walked past, doing some light vocal practices, inadvertantly re-unifying Germany.
Every German fertility clinic features a cardboard cutt-out of Till Lindeman choking a shark with one hand, whilst cradling a kitten in his other, looking directly at the styrrups in the insemination room. To this day they have a 100% success rate.
Combat linemen (Lineys) are the most refined and articulate members of the Royal Corps of Signals. Reknowned for their sexual prowess, intelligence and athletic stature.
Warcry...." We Lay 'em Longer"
Not to be mistaken for Telemechs. (a workshy subspieces seen on airfields).
Attempts to breed Linemen in captivity led to genetic weaklings known as Combat signalmen and storeman. (both to be found in dark recesses of regular units) or the utter failure of crossbreeding with techs that produced the now extinct TE Tech.
God help me...send a combat lineman.
Don't send a boy todo a Liney's job.
Hairys (Combat lineman), Marys (Telemechs) and Fairys ( TE Techs).