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Linkmer lures the poor and innocent into his lynkstopian lounktry, known as "Linkmers Server" with false promises of lweenkly uploads, forcing them to bow down to him and bend to his will like the cruel linktator he is, silencing those that speak out against his linkranny. Promoting those that lornkship him the best to "Peace Officers", allowing them to abuse the citizens of the linkommunity
Person 1: All hail Linkmer
Person 2: All hail Linkmer
Person 3:All hail Linkmer
Person 4: All hail Linkmer
Person 5: All hail Linkmer
Person 6: All hail Linkmer
Person 7: All hail Linkmer
Person 8: I refuse
Peace Officer: Stop resisting
Linkmer by tenzla June 24, 2024
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Linkterest 

n. a portmanteau of "link" and "interest" referring to the degree to which a reader is compelled by an online headline to click through to read the entire article
I was going to find out which A-Lister Yahoo! expected to stand out on the Oscars' red carpet, but their headline didn't fill me with enough linkterest.

sex linker 

A sex linker is a person that links often for sexual related activities. A sec linker often is starving for attention or to feel good about themselves.
Friend: “Kahala is such a sex linker!”
You: “Yeah she’s always sought attention
sex linker by BSD KOLD STEPPAZ March 13, 2022

back linker 

a person who sends you the same youtube or other various links, by chat or mail, that you have only just sent them two days ago
John: Look, it's a new Rammstein video!

Sally: You're such a back linker John, I've sent yout this link yesterday!
back linker by snicve March 20, 2010
A 2-3 pound largemouth bass because a 4 pounder is a toad and a 5 pounder is a lunker
Dude if a 5 pounder is a lunker and a 4 pounder is a toad, than what is a linker 2 pounds
Linker by Jacklinkerrmanguys November 11, 2017

non-linker 

Somebody who when mentioned in a famous person's life story on Wikipedia will not contain a hyperlink to their own page, as they are not significant enough to be viewed.
Ike Ibeabuchi then fought his next opponent called Ismael Garcia. He is a non-linker for those looking for information on him.
non-linker by CrimeInSportsFan January 23, 2018
Youtuber, Podcaster, Community Leader, self proclaimed strategic dolphin and celebrity in the gatcha game AFKArena. He helped unite players together and his detailed but easy to follow guides work for all types of different players.
Linker, the self proclaimed strategic dolphin has just uploaded a new video!
Linker by TrippinOut November 7, 2020