Linik

The act of saying absurdities with the intent of watching those around you squirm in agony.

HR gave me a write-up today. They said I was Liniking too hard during last staff meeting. So unfair!

by TAMKT January 9, 2026

Bad link

When you pull up to the function and it’s dead

Why’d you make us come to this busted ass party like, this is bad link

by onperiodtluv January 30, 2021

link or lie

This is a challenge on online debate sites. If you doubt someone's claim you insist on EVIDENCE by a link to that or you assume their claim is a lie.

You claim the investigation was a sham, ok EVIDENCE - link or lie?

by I, Wreckerrr September 24, 2020

LinkedIn

An online forum originally intended for professional people to form links with others that they know and trust professionally in order to further their own and their company’s business interests. LinkedIn was co-founded by Reid Hoffman who was previously Executive Vice President in charge of business and corporate development for PayPal and was launched in 2003. Unfortunately, like so many other things (Urban Dictionary for example), it has been overrun by talentless, self-aggrandising wannabes who have nothing to offer the workplace except copious quantities of bullshit.
Interestingly, Hoffman stated that 27 percent of LinkedIn subscribers are recruiters; perhaps this would explain why using recruiters to solve a staffing problem is usually a complete disaster, they’re so full of their own bullshit they believe everyone else’s.

“Have you heard that Malcolm has put up a profile on LinkedIn? Delusions of grandeur or what!”
“Delusions of grandeur? That fuckwit Heale shouldn’t even have delusions of adequacy!”

by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

chun-link

when gay people post a meme created from a screenshot of a gay porn

chun-link bitch

by tangeryne January 13, 2019

Silver Lining

The principle that every bad situation produces something good or teaches some lesson. It is derived from the fact that clouds, even though dark, often have bright silver edges where the sun reflects.

2020 was a terrible year, but the silver lining was I got to do school from the comfort of home, finally wasn't constantly busy, got to play lots and lots of video games, and learned to appreciate a normal world.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 4, 2021

Walking Linkedin

People who always talk about themselves or things they've accomplished.

Don't invite Tiffany to the party. She is like Walking Linkedin. Everyone's going to want to leave.

by Extra Mayo May 8, 2015