Lilcat 

A nickname derived from LilcatSwoleBunny, Lilcat is a loving and caring person. They are extremely affectionate and want the best for everyone close to them, and they will do anything to make them smile and laugh. But Lilcat needs love and care too, they don't see the light in themselves so it's important for their partner and best friend/s to shower them with affection.
Lilcat's partner and best friend/s are lucky to have them in their life, as Lilcat will always be there for them, and will only leave them if they've been severely damaged.
Lilcat is a bit secretive, but not intentionally (most of the time), they usually have something going on that they're not quite ready to open up about if it seems like their hiding something. They just need consideration and comfort.
Lilcat will always hold onto hope that a relationship that's been hurt will return to being nice, or someone who's changed will go back to being their normal self.
Lilcat is amazing, they are a lovely and care-free soul (who's also very sexy and attractive), and if you've got them in you're life, you're a very lucky person. Treat them with the respect and kindness they deserve, and the love and care they need. Overall, if you help Lilcat with her life, they'll do everything for you.

Wow, isn't Lilcat such a precious soul. Their partner and best friend/s are so lucky to have them...

Lilcat by LilcatSwoleBunny November 16, 2022

lolcat overload 

When your hard drive has so many thousands of files of lolcats that your computer literally explodes.

Donny: Were living in this homeless shelter now because my dumbass brother had a lolcat overload.
Homeless man: Hmm....fascinating.

lolcat overload by maxatron December 23, 2008

lolcat 

A photo of a cat doing a seemingly-innocuous thing, with large text superimposed. Sort of an offshoot of the orly owl. Also called cat macros

"I made you a cookie but I eated it", "ceiling cat is watching you masturbate", and "I see what you did there" are good examples of lolcats.

lolcat by Yet Another Josh Cohen February 11, 2007

LOLcat Bible

Technically known as the LOLcat Bible Translation Project, it began in July of 2007. It is an online project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak.

God is referred to as Ceiling Cat and Satan as Basement Cat. All characters, including God, converse in lolspeak. Common lolwords are used to express Christian ideas, such as blessings (cheezburger) and disciples (homiez).

The actual names of biblical characters and locations are grammatically accurate, and the LOLbible itself is an accurate representation of the bible. It is available for purchase on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

So liek teh Ceiling Kitteh lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleeves him u wont evr diez no moar, kthxbai!' - John 3:16 from the LOLcat Bible

LOLcat Bible by fettfan91 March 15, 2010

lolcat 

The phenomenon of pasting captions in large text onto pictures of cats. The captions are a specific blend of:

1) txt msg text (shortcuts like "ur" for "your")
2) bad English-Asian translations (like the classic "all your base are belong to us")
3) common typing mistakes (like "!!!!1" and "ZOMG" and "teh")
4) misspellings (like "cheeze")
5) spam shortcuts (like substituting "5" for "S" and "3" for "e")

May I have some food, please?

might translate to, in lolcats:

i can has t3h kibbls plz??

lolcat by Monica Byrne December 9, 2008

nope-licate 

It's the opposite of duplicate. Instead of something getting done twice it doesn't get done at all.

You asked us both to do something, and we didn't want to duplicate work, so neither one of us did it.

Oh great, so instead of duplicate work we got nope-licate work.

nope-licate by The mad shatter July 13, 2017

Lolcatwill 

The messiah who made his server lolcatcord as an offshoot of Apandah's discord server trap house. The reason for the server was due to thr banning of people posting memes that were deemed "offensive."

Man lolcatwill is such a cool guy.

Lolcatwill by Lolcatwill disciple number 694 May 14, 2020