When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.
A song made by the rapper Papa Smurf. The flash cartoonThe Smurfs: The Lost Episode (with the Lick My Ass music) is also popular on the albinoblacksheep website.