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Lialb by sphincter sargent August 18, 2021
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21st century liability 

I'm a 21st century liability
I'm a 21st century liability
I'm a 21st century liability
(Bang, bang, bang)
It's all bollocks
I'm a 21st century liability
I'm a 21st century liability
I'm a 21st century liability
(Bang, bang, bang)
It's all bollocks
Were all made from the spawn of the devil. I'm a 21st century liability.
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Liabilibuddy

A friend or acquaintance who always seems to get you in trouble while you are in his or her company despite your best efforts to steer clear of the imminent danger. Therefore, you end up liable for his or her actions.
Well, of course we both ended up in the clink last night no thanks to Bill, my perennial liabilibuddy.
Liabilibuddy by onemanfunplan November 25, 2009

Liabetic 

Noun. Particularly overbearing and sanctimonious man who professes that he cannot eat pastry stuffs because of his blood sugar problems and then scarfs as many sugary things into his hypocritical gob as fast as he can when he thinks no one is looking
"Did Michael have a piece of that cake?"
"Yeah, he did."
"But I thought he was diabetic!"
"No, he's a liabetic."
Liabetic by CommanDOH! March 29, 2009

Liability 

Someone who is just a pain in the ass, a hassle, a nuisance, or all of the above. More often than not is your significant other.

Original Liability: Daelyn Henderson
Grant: Jake, I have one word to describe her.

Jake: What
Grant: LIABILITY BABY
Liability by oneguytrain June 24, 2018

liabetes 

A transferrable disease relating to compulsive lying about any and all subjects. It is said there are 'carriers' of the liabetic gene spread amongst the general public.
Extensive research continues to cure these 'carriers' but thus far the research, based out of Dunedin and Ashburton, has been unsuccessful
Mark: "Hey bro you coming home for this holiday?"
Jason: "Oh nar man I'm staying down south with my mrs Tiff cos she cant get back to Tauranga"
Mark: "Dude you don't even have a girlfriend, this is just like yesterday when you told me you didn't know what a muscle hampster is.... i think you have liabetes"
Jason: "But I never lie"
Mark: "Right there. You are a carrier of liabetes"
liabetes by Browntown154 October 14, 2010

21st century liability 

An album written by Dominic Harrison also known as YUNGBLUD.
"Hey have you listened to 21st century liability?"
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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