Liabetic

Noun. Particularly overbearing and sanctimonious man who professes that he cannot eat pastry stuffs because of his blood sugar problems and then scarfs as many sugary things into his hypocritical gob as fast as he can when he thinks no one is looking

"Did Michael have a piece of that cake?"
"Yeah, he did."
"But I thought he was diabetic!"
"No, he's a liabetic."

Liabetic by CommanDOH! March 29, 2009

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liabetic

Someone who has to lie to live.

"Why do you keep lying? It's like you have to lie to live! You have liabetes and you are liabetic."

liabetic by Mira Ukr. December 9, 2008

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liabetic • liabetious

liabetic

a person who has become a terminal liar as life progressed to quench his thirst for a chemical diet. one who percieves honesty and lying to be the same with lying the heavier of the two.

justin told me he was out of adderall on day three of being awake. justin is such a liabetic

liabetic by Bobby was here August 27, 2023

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liabetious

Disease of uncontrollable lying

Chad has a serious case of liabetious...

liabetious by nagem32 January 23, 2014

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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