Liabetic

Noun. Particularly overbearing and sanctimonious man who professes that he cannot eat pastry stuffs because of his blood sugar problems and then scarfs as many sugary things into his hypocritical gob as fast as he can when he thinks no one is looking

"Did Michael have a piece of that cake?"
"Yeah, he did."
"But I thought he was diabetic!"
"No, he's a liabetic."

by CommanDOH! March 29, 2009

liabetic

Someone who has to lie to live.

"Why do you keep lying? It's like you have to lie to live! You have liabetes and you are liabetic."

by Mira Ukr. December 9, 2008

liabetic

a person who has become a terminal liar as life progressed to quench his thirst for a chemical diet. one who percieves honesty and lying to be the same with lying the heavier of the two.

justin told me he was out of adderall on day three of being awake. justin is such a liabetic

by Bobby was here August 27, 2023

liabetious

Disease of uncontrollable lying

Chad has a serious case of liabetious...

by nagem32 January 23, 2014