Li'l 

The "cool" way to say/write the word little

Dude, I'm small and gay but I wanna sound cool... what should I call myself?

How about Li'l Wayne!

Li'l by The Roots December 27, 2010

li'l sebastian 

The single greatest specimen to ever walk gods green earth. If you've ever been near Li'l Sebastian he no doubt stole your very soul. Unless your name is Ben. Also known to be one of the only things to make a Ron Swanson giggle like a little school girl.

"Li'l Sebastian is here! No way!"

li'l sebastian by PoeticWhisper October 17, 2015

Li’l Dumpling 

A plump toddler with a big tummy that makes them sway back and forth while walking on sandy beaches.

“Li’l Dumpling,” Momma said, “your mushroom soup is ready.”

Li’l Dumpling by TrishaE January 6, 2020

Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole 

A Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole can be defined as a male most likely around the ages of 40 who was unlucky enough to have the blessings of god and thus lacks the gift of puberty. Basically another word for "small pp boy" but just add a bit of McGregor twist to it.

I pity Yohan for being a Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole, its fine if he can't cum, adoption is an option.

Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole by jadenspeare May 2, 2022

li'l smokie 

a condition where a females clitoris is so large it looks like a small penis or li'l smokies snack weiners.

Man1: So did you and Krissy hook up last night?
man2: we were going to but she had a li'l smokie

li'l smokie by Andee K. December 1, 2007

Li’l Sebastian 

A pop culture phenomenon everybody else loves but you just do not "get it." This is not necessarily a case of disliking the phenomenon, but more a case of being completely dumbfounded as to why it is popular in the first place.

Origin- Season 3, Episode 7 of NBC's 'Park and 'Recreation,' Ben (Adam Scott) does not understand the town's obsession with a mini-horse named Li’l Sebastian.

While his coworkers played Angry Birds during their coffee breaks, Ted viewed the game and their obsession as a real Li’l Sebastian.

Li’l Sebastian by Balcer April 13, 2011

li'l shake on the side 

a second female partner acquired while in a relationship with another woman.

I had to hide my li'l shake on the side from my baby's momma.

li'l shake on the side by Ol' Faithful October 29, 2005