Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
lancevideos
A twink who loves nickvideos and is a bottom. He and nick have a contest of who's the best bottom because hunter is definitely a top. He is a barb and hates trump. He loves being a stripper on his free time. he thought he loved polo boy until he realized his true love. Period
lancevideos by grilled_trashjuice July 8, 2020
Related Words
Lhance • Lance • Lance Armstrong • lancevideos • Lancer • lanced • Lance Bass • lancelot • Lancey • lancer evolution
lancevideos
lancevideos by Nance shipper🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 July 8, 2020
lancevideos
lancevideos by poopoopeepee826 July 7, 2020
I don't have time for this Lance
when a boy says that he 'dosn't have time for this Lance', he sometimes means he does have time, he is just not ready to accept his feelings.
I don't have time for this Lance by bitchassrubberneck June 24, 2018
Lancer Deltarune
Lancer Deltarune by Lancer cool dude November 12, 2018
dope like lance armstrong
adj. describing something awesome that is only possible under the influence of serious doping, like the kind Lance Armstrong did in the tour de france.
dope like lance armstrong by Gingerwhalegw January 19, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026