1. You want to find out why you cannot
load a website; The support representative tells you that you should not load that site because it supports North Korea's nuclear program and that it
will damn your soul to all eternity.
2. You ask the bartender if they have any group discounts and he explain that the MMR vaccine causes childhood
autism and you should start buying
cod liver extract to replenish your aura.
3. You ask the
woman at the counter if she can split the bill and she tells you that it cannot be split because it is uneven and if you want to have uneven bills you need to sign up to the members club program online.
You reflect on these and wonder what happened? who said what when? was it you? was it someone else?
mid-sentence something? it finally dawns on you, you've been Leslied.