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Accidentally being led astray by the incoherent babbling of a neurotic person that has lost all measure of common sense and understanding of reality.
1. You want to find out why you cannot load a website; The support representative tells you that you should not load that site because it supports North Korea's nuclear program and that it will damn your soul to all eternity.

2. You ask the bartender if they have any group discounts and he explain that the MMR vaccine causes childhood autism and you should start buying cod liver extract to replenish your aura.

3. You ask the woman at the counter if she can split the bill and she tells you that it cannot be split because it is uneven and if you want to have uneven bills you need to sign up to the members club program online.

You reflect on these and wonder what happened? who said what when? was it you? was it someone else? mid-sentence something? it finally dawns on you, you've been Leslied.
Leslied by GeekWithAKnife September 14, 2011
Words you can keep
To consume so much alcohol you end the night puking into a KFC bucket and nearly drowning in it. This is followed to going stealth mode outside and through the front door before smearing sick throughout the house ....

Also a sign of a good night !
"Fancy drinking tonight?"
"Mate, lets do it, I'm gonna get leslied!"
Leslied by JHibb May 6, 2014
making any type of any that may be related to Leslie d.
hey man i totally leslied last night and my boyfriend saw!!
leslied by leslied April 21, 2005

Leslie Nielsen 

One of the most popular spoof comedy actors, well known for roles in the Naked Gun series and Airplane!. RIP
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. - Leslie Nielsen
Leslie Nielsen by Magneto_Caknseco December 1, 2010

Leslie Knope 

If she were real, she would definitely become the first woman president. For real.
Leslie Knope: Why would anyone eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron Swanson: People are idiots, Leslie.
Leslie Knope by ilikegagging July 9, 2018

Leslie Odom Jr. 

An amazing black man famous for his performance in Hamilton: An American Musical as Aaron Burr. Also THE MOST AMAZING MAN EVER
Leslie Odom Jr. is my FAVORITE musical actor
Leslie Odom Jr. by emily37 May 27, 2017
Leslie, ok she is one of those people who will be quiet around school/ campus. She’s quiet when you first meet her (don’t just ditch her tho) but when SHE feels comfortable enough around you, she is the funnest person to hang out with. She might not know what to say in some situations, either bc she’s intimidated, feeling insecure or just doesn’t know how to deal with it. But when she figures the shit out then she’ll give you the best advice ever periodt!
Leslie is just a fun person all around, once you get to know her of course. She just won’t be that special person to everybody just reserved people;))
Leslie by Nathy._ October 6, 2018
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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