A letter (or e-mail in today's world) that is used by a woman to break up with their boyfriend from a distance. Usually used by girls who have boyfriends in the military deployed for extended periods of time.

Susie couldn't wait for her boyfriend Sam to finish his one year deployment in Iraq, so she sent him a Dear John letter over the Internet three months into his deployment to tell him she was seeing someone else.

Dear John Letter by anonymous October 12, 2004

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we just got a letter

we just got a letter

we just got a letter
wonder who its from

we just got a letter by _dolan_duck_ July 1, 2020

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dear Jane letter

A letter from a man to a woman breaking off a love affair.

Deciding to write a "Dear Jane letter" may be very difficult for you, but if you truly cannot face the person you want to break it off with, then you must be brave and forge ahead.

dear Jane letter by Jean-Luc Dalmasso September 19, 2013

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age is just a letter

idiot forgot what a age is

Person1: Age is just a number
FBI: haha we put u in jale now
vensjfaj: no age is just a letter

age is just a letter by Williamthecoolboy June 24, 2022

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Dear Juan Letter

a letter written to a husband or boyfriend of Hispanic descent to inform him their relationship is over, usually because the author has found another lover. Dear Juan Letters are often written out of an inability or unwillingness to inform the man in person.

Sonia wrote Paco a Dear Juan letter after another man was gettin some of her booty. This letter informed Paco that she was leaving him for the other man.

Dear Juan Letter by Hulencia February 16, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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