A "Dear John letter" is a letter written to a husband or boyfriend to inform him their
relationship is over, usually because the author has found another lover. Dear John Letters are often written out of an inability or unwillingness to inform the man in person. The reverse situation, in which someone writes to his wife or
girlfriend to break off the
relationship, is referred to as a "Dear Jane letter".
"Dear John..
I'm writing to inform you that I've found another
replacement to my lonely vagina, please
understand that, I'm a whore and needed another man.
With Love,
Savannah"
(Dear John Letter)