Lepercons

What retarded people call Leprechauns

Are Lepercons real? Are they?

by BoxxyBox February 21, 2012

Lepercoon

A short black person, especially one who is a dwarf or midget. It is derived from the term "coon" used to describe african-americans and the term " leperchaun".

Garry Colman is a lepercoon.

by the real HotCarl August 27, 2006

Lepercon

1. An annual leper convention.
2. A misspelling of "Leprechaun."

"The associated press reported 235 deaths at Lepercon '08."

by Muftobration October 4, 2008

Lepercan

A pena. The origins are unknown. It resides in caves and occasionally under the beds of unsuspecting children. Normally it feeds on maple syrup because most live in Canadian territories; however, it loves to eat the skin of lepers. Scientists are not sure, but it is possible that these creatures are part turtle, part llama, and part chicken fetus.

I was tucking my son into bed one night, and he told me that there was a Lepercan underneath his bed. We disposed of it quickly with our family Kalashnikov.

by John MacAbee April 26, 2011

Leprecondom

(n.)- a magical contraceptive device that prevents the spread of leprechaunism. Also, a prophylactic of the wee, or stature-challenged. See also femi-leprecondom, the female version.

Thank Jesus Gaelen wore his leprecondom when we did it last night beneath the Blarney Stone; I don't want to be carrying his homunculus for 9 months.

by Mr. Locative April 20, 2008

leprecon

A faux leprechaun.

That ain't no real gnome! It's a leprecon!

by Shagrabbit October 31, 2007

Lepricons

Really short gay midgets who live at the end of rainbows and hide their gold in big pots

Mini me is a lepricons

by Sammy boy 1996 April 3, 2011