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leprechauns

The pains chiefly associated with a male's erection grinding against his female partner during heavy sexual play. See dry humping. Often adding to arousal at onset the pains proceed to become excruciating and ultimately frustrating, often reducing the ability to retain erection (hard on).

Origins:
From Irish folklore, where a leprechaun was a little man dressed in green who would appear at forest edges and was rumoured to possess a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Often men who sought these creatures would enter great misfortune and suffering would result. As such a man who seeks sexual fulfilment from a woman who refuses to give it will suffer the pains in his groin as a result of dry humping, known as leprechauns.
"Man, I wish me and my girlfriend would just have sex, all this grinding is starting to chafe my loins something awful."
"Dude, these things take time, until then you gotta put up with the leprechauns running wild and free."
leprechauns by Belvadir May 4, 2008
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leprechauns

annoying little irish midgets that wear green
dumb leprechaun, i'll kill you and take your treasure
leprechauns by Zach May 29, 2003

Leprechauns

Cramps women experience during their menstrual cycle.

Derived from the idea that leprechauns inhabit the uterus and ovaries during that time of month therefore causing horrific cramps. These leprechauns are thought to throw parties and get drunk the entire duration of a period. Leprechauns may also (though only in rare cases)be bothersome to breasts. They are thought to bite and/or gnaw on the nipple region.
Amanda: Awwwwww OUCH!!...the leprechauns are back dude...and they're kickin' me in the balls!!!!

Brenda: Are they throwin' a party in there?

Jasmine: Man it must feel like St. Patrick's Day huh?
Leprechauns by Mzvanity09 May 13, 2008

Leprechauns

The default for not knowing what to say.
For example “ oh I forgot what I was going to say”
In response you can say “ leprechauns”
Leprechauns by Ashtray ravioli August 15, 2022

Leprechauns Lullaby 

Term based on Irish folklore used to describe a deep beautiful sleep one has after suffering through a horrific hangover.
After suffering through a day of the Midget Hitter's hangover, Petey curled up in bed and drifted off into the Leprechauns Lullaby. Midget Hitter

Leprechauns Lullaby 

Term, based on Irish folklore, that describes a deep powerful sleep one encounters after suffering through a massive hangover. hangover
After spending a full day reeling from drinking whiskey at the office party, Petey curled up in bed and prayed for the Leprechauns Lullaby.

steppin' on leprechauns 

(v); mentioned in the black eyed peas song "boom boom pow", is the act of tripping on mushrooms. People who injest this drug are prone to see odd characters, such as leprechauns.
"Man, the other night I was steppin' on leprechauns..shit was insane!"

"I would rather be steppin' on leprechauns tonight than get drunk."
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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