A pena. The origins are unknown. It resides in caves and occasionally under the beds of unsuspecting children. Normally it feeds on maple syrup because most live in
Canadian territories; however, it loves to eat the skin of lepers. Scientists are not sure, but it is possible that these creatures are part
turtle, part llama, and part chicken
fetus.
I was tucking my son into
bed one night, and he
told me that there was a Lepercan underneath his
bed. We disposed of it quickly with our family Kalashnikov.