leonerd

asshole, always gets raped, gets all the gays, gets horny over vaughn's ,and gets no girls

WOW he's such a leonerd

by vaughn faller October 19, 2011

Leonerd

Simply put a kiddie stalker

Did you see that creepy Leonerd at the McDonald's playground?

by Cohen Creeps March 19, 2019

leonardo dicaprio

most attractive man to ever live. every girl’s fantasy, a timeless heartthrob. stole everyone’s hearts as a teen and is still hot now.

if i had a time machine i would go back to when leonardo dicaprio was my age so i could legally fuck him

by it’s ur girl September 1, 2019

Leonard Hofstadter

Sheldon Cooper's best friend and roommate on the show The Big Bang Theory. He is a man with godlike powers, as he is able to survive Sheldon's constant knack for annoying others to the extreme.

Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.

by We Are Anonymous November 13, 2014

Leonardo Dicaprio

1. A talented actor with a quite diverse career, he has ranged from movies including "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" to "Titanic" to "Shutter Island" to "The Wolf of Wall Street", he can play multiple characters and speak in multiple accents as he has shown in blood diamond where he spoke in a African accent. Although almost every movie he is in, is critically acclaimed, he has never won an Oscar although many people say that he should have by now, multiple times.

"Who's that sexy guy in Catch Me If You Can?"

"Mm that's Leonardo Dicaprio, he's one of the sexiest actors alive, isn't he talented!"

by Madison P May 14, 2015

leonardo dicaprio

not to be confused with famous actor leonardo da vinci

Yooo the Mona Lisa by Leonardo Dicaprio is sick

by cringe060 November 10, 2021

Ponce-de-Leóned

A term using part of the name of famous Spanish conquistador, Juan Ponce de León, used to express a massive ass-whooping.

A much higher degree of being owned.

After landing on Tim's Park Place with a hotel on it, Mike rolls snake eyes next turn and lands on Boardwalk, which also has a hotel on it. He then needs to mortgage all his properties and goes bankrupt.
Mike: "Awe shit!"
Tim: "Dude, you just got Ponce-de-Leóned!"

While playing Halo 2 CTF on Xbox Live, Mike steals the other team's flag and makes it back to his base, only to find a member of the other team with the Energy Sword killing all of his team members. Mike sneaks up behind him, beats him down with the flag, and scores to win.
Mike: "Fuckin' Ponce-de-Leóned that bitch!"

by Ahmed the Vampire Slayer January 17, 2006