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An awesome public high school on the east coast that does not get enough credit. They have extremely high success rates for graduates and have great teachers. Some Certificate of Merit classes and all Standard classes are a joke; both the material, students, and teachers. The students that choose to apply themselves do well and have a decent life. The area is a mix of suburban and rural, mainly due to industrialization from a naval base. People are inclined to say that they hate the area and school but never seem to leave.
Person 1: Dude, I hate it here! Especially Leonardtown High School!
Person 2: I KNOW! I'm gettin outta here as soon as I can.
*20 years later*
Person 2: This town sucks! I'm, glad we didn't graduate.
Person 1: Yeah, man. I can't wait till I leave.
Person 3: So when are you leaving?
Person 1: ...
by CalmYourself April 30, 2012
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A crappy school in redneckville. Most of the students have an extremely limited vocabulary and are unable to think for themselves. Expect lots of stereotypical black people and idiotic males. Girls there are overtly dramatic and are rude. Expect most students to be rude.
Teachers are not much better. Some are homophobic or sexist. The principal lies to the public about things that could get him in jail. Teachers do not know how to teach and just give out worksheets. Many teachers are rude or lose work.
Be prepared to be followed around as though you are in a jail cell. Cameras are everywhere; one hallway even has a gate. Students have little rights and teachers follow students around everywhere. Do not expect to be shaped into a self-serving adult after you graduate LHS; you will not know what it is like to have freedom until you leave.

So if you want to go somewhere that will make you less intelligent and surround you with obnoxious people, go to Leonardtown High School. =)
Girl 1: "Hey, you know Ashley?"
Girl 2: "Yeah?"
Girl 1: "She does a lot of guys. Like me. But I am going to ignore that hypocritical fact and spread rumors about that slut!"
Girl 2: "That whore! I'm going to tell everyone!!"

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Student 1: "Teacher. I don't understand the concept. Could you explain this to me?"
Teacher: "-controls laughter- Maybe there isn't an answer. LOL"
Student: "...Okay. But what are we doing today?"
Teacher: "Ke$ha."
Student: "O_o..."

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Dumb male 1: "Lol, look at Bradly! He is such a faggy faggot! He gets better grades than me and doesn't talk like an idiot! What a fag!"
"Dumb male 2: "MAN, I KNOW!! HAHAHA, FAGGOT!!"
Bradly: "...Teacher, will you do something?"
Leonardtown High School Teacher: "I'm reading my magazine right now. Play nice. Be less of a fag though, Bradly. lol"
Dumb male 1: "Let's beat his ass yo!"
Dumb male 3: "Ya, dawg!"
Bradly: "-soon rushed to hospital-"
by Jesse Abelltonson April 19, 2011
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A school in Maryland where there are girls that fuck around, guys that smoke weed and vape on the daily and think it's funny as hell to watch someone get jumped. People are loud and obnoxious, most of their brain cells are dead and they don't know how to walk to the right side of the fucking hallway! We have teachers that believe in aliens, ones that will losend your paper and blame it on you, give you multiple test per week. There is consistent drama about who fucked who and who is dating who. People also do blow jobs/handjobs around the school and parking lots and even during class. Teachers seem to favorite the most annoying or bad students and leave the good ones out to dry. The signal sucks ass, they need to fucking open up the wifi. Last but not least, people need to walk faster and not like turtles!
by Flower Mess December 01, 2017
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A small public high school on the east coast, known better as loser town. An oddly bad football and soccer team who is beat by Great Mills high School countless times.
Another good name for this school is "The Maze From Hell".
"Man, Leonardtown High School is so insane."
"Yea. Those hallways are hell to get through."
by Anirbas September 24, 2007
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