Leoneda can steal your boyfriend
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Leoneda mug.A term using part of the name of famous Spanish conquistador, Juan Ponce de León, used to express a massive ass-whooping.
A much higher degree of being owned.
A much higher degree of being owned.
After landing on Tim's Park Place with a hotel on it, Mike rolls snake eyes next turn and lands on Boardwalk, which also has a hotel on it. He then needs to mortgage all his properties and goes bankrupt.
Mike: "Awe shit!"
Tim: "Dude, you just got Ponce-de-Leóned!"
While playing Halo 2 CTF on Xbox Live, Mike steals the other team's flag and makes it back to his base, only to find a member of the other team with the Energy Sword killing all of his team members. Mike sneaks up behind him, beats him down with the flag, and scores to win.
Mike: "Fuckin' Ponce-de-Leóned that bitch!"
Mike: "Awe shit!"
Tim: "Dude, you just got Ponce-de-Leóned!"
While playing Halo 2 CTF on Xbox Live, Mike steals the other team's flag and makes it back to his base, only to find a member of the other team with the Energy Sword killing all of his team members. Mike sneaks up behind him, beats him down with the flag, and scores to win.
Mike: "Fuckin' Ponce-de-Leóned that bitch!"
by Ahmed the Vampire Slayer January 17, 2006
Get the Ponce-de-Leóned mug.Leonidas (Λεωνίδας) is a Greek masculine name, from “leon” meaning “lion”
also referred to as Leo, Leonidas is known to be a sex god, known for his genius and good looks.
Every girl would be lucky to have a guy like Leonidas, even though he has a tendency to blow girls off because he doesn't like "thots".
also referred to as Leo, Leonidas is known to be a sex god, known for his genius and good looks.
Every girl would be lucky to have a guy like Leonidas, even though he has a tendency to blow girls off because he doesn't like "thots".
Girl 1: Who's that super hot sex god over there?
Girl 2: That's Leonidas
Girl 1: Oh my god he's so fit!
Girl 2: He's like perf, he's a a football player, and a real gentleman.
Girl 1: I wanna date him!
Girl 2: That's Leonidas
Girl 1: Oh my god he's so fit!
Girl 2: He's like perf, he's a a football player, and a real gentleman.
Girl 1: I wanna date him!
by mary and andy May 28, 2018
Get the leonidas mug.a guy who typically has a megaschlong ding dong. im talking a third leg. i can barely fit my fist around it. im talking gags mcgee. that is all
"Dude i had sex last night and i can't walk anymore"
"Oh dude, did you fuck Leonidas?"
"yea dude howd you know"
"megaschlong"
"Oh dude, did you fuck Leonidas?"
"yea dude howd you know"
"megaschlong"
by myvaginafuckinghurtssofuckingb December 8, 2018
Get the Leonidas mug.I love this guy, he's got a serious case of Leonidas Syndrome just going toe-to-toe with the big bosses.
by BitcoinSachs March 4, 2014
Get the leonidas syndrome mug.He is one of the sexiest men alive and gets all the girls, but doesn't care for thots so pays them dust. He provides major banter and makes everyone crease with his outta line jokes.
Doesn't always know when to stop drinking, but he will always be one of the best people you know.
Shortened to leo, which is another word for someone absolutely perfect, gorgeous, funny, sweet and a gentleman.
Loves animals.
Doesn't always know when to stop drinking, but he will always be one of the best people you know.
Shortened to leo, which is another word for someone absolutely perfect, gorgeous, funny, sweet and a gentleman.
Loves animals.
girl: How do you know that guy?
guy: Ahh thats just Leonidas he's hilarious
girl: Really? Leonidas looks like a sex god, he best hmu on snap
girl 2: Damnnnn he's peng, Leonardo DiCaprio has nothing on him
guy: Ahh thats just Leonidas he's hilarious
girl: Really? Leonidas looks like a sex god, he best hmu on snap
girl 2: Damnnnn he's peng, Leonardo DiCaprio has nothing on him
by Dave Jeoffery Bingham the 3rd May 27, 2018
Get the Leonidas mug.From the movie 300 and real life King Leonidas king of the greek state Sparta, also the most badass motherfucker in existance
King Leonidas:you bring the crowns and heads of conqured kings to MY city steps, you insult MY queen, threaten MY people with slavery and death oh ive chosen my words very carefully persian, perhaps you should have done the same. *holding messenger at sword point in front of the "pit of death"*
Persian messenger: THIS IS BLASPHEMY, THIS IS MADNESS
Leonidas *looks at queen* *looks back* madness,?....... THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA *KICKS MESENGER INTO PIT OF DEATH*
Persian messenger: THIS IS BLASPHEMY, THIS IS MADNESS
Leonidas *looks at queen* *looks back* madness,?....... THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA *KICKS MESENGER INTO PIT OF DEATH*
by Cipher158 June 19, 2009
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