Leoneda 

The girl who can steal your man

Leoneda can steal your boyfriend

Leoneda by anonymous November 23, 2021

Ponce-de-Leóned 

A term using part of the name of famous Spanish conquistador, Juan Ponce de León, used to express a massive ass-whooping.

A much higher degree of being owned.

After landing on Tim's Park Place with a hotel on it, Mike rolls snake eyes next turn and lands on Boardwalk, which also has a hotel on it. He then needs to mortgage all his properties and goes bankrupt.
Mike: "Awe shit!"
Tim: "Dude, you just got Ponce-de-Leóned!"

While playing Halo 2 CTF on Xbox Live, Mike steals the other team's flag and makes it back to his base, only to find a member of the other team with the Energy Sword killing all of his team members. Mike sneaks up behind him, beats him down with the flag, and scores to win.
Mike: "Fuckin' Ponce-de-Leóned that bitch!"

Ponce-de-Leóned by Ahmed the Vampire Slayer January 17, 2006

leonidas 

Leonidas (Λεωνίδας) is a Greek masculine name, from “leon” meaning “lion”
also referred to as Leo, Leonidas is known to be a sex god, known for his genius and good looks.

Every girl would be lucky to have a guy like Leonidas, even though he has a tendency to blow girls off because he doesn't like "thots".

Girl 1: Who's that super hot sex god over there?

Girl 2: That's Leonidas
Girl 1: Oh my god he's so fit!

Girl 2: He's like perf, he's a a football player, and a real gentleman.

Girl 1: I wanna date him!

leonidas by mary and andy May 28, 2018

Leonidas 

a guy who typically has a megaschlong ding dong. im talking a third leg. i can barely fit my fist around it. im talking gags mcgee. that is all

"Dude i had sex last night and i can't walk anymore"
"Oh dude, did you fuck Leonidas?"
"yea dude howd you know"
"megaschlong"

Leonidas by myvaginafuckinghurtssofuckingb December 8, 2018

leonidas syndrome 

The inability to bow down or kiss the ass of anyone no matter how powerful.

I love this guy, he's got a serious case of Leonidas Syndrome just going toe-to-toe with the big bosses.

leonidas syndrome by BitcoinSachs March 4, 2014

Leonidas 

He is one of the sexiest men alive and gets all the girls, but doesn't care for thots so pays them dust. He provides major banter and makes everyone crease with his outta line jokes.

Doesn't always know when to stop drinking, but he will always be one of the best people you know.
Shortened to leo, which is another word for someone absolutely perfect, gorgeous, funny, sweet and a gentleman.
Loves animals.

girl: How do you know that guy?
guy: Ahh thats just Leonidas he's hilarious

girl: Really? Leonidas looks like a sex god, he best hmu on snap
girl 2: Damnnnn he's peng, Leonardo DiCaprio has nothing on him

Leonidas by Dave Jeoffery Bingham the 3rd May 27, 2018

King Leonidas

From the movie 300 and real life King Leonidas king of the greek state Sparta, also the most badass motherfucker in existance

King Leonidas:you bring the crowns and heads of conqured kings to MY city steps, you insult MY queen, threaten MY people with slavery and death oh ive chosen my words very carefully persian, perhaps you should have done the same. *holding messenger at sword point in front of the "pit of death"*

Persian messenger: THIS IS BLASPHEMY, THIS IS MADNESS

Leonidas *looks at queen* *looks back* madness,?....... THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA *KICKS MESENGER INTO PIT OF DEATH*

King Leonidas by Cipher158 June 19, 2009