Leonada

It's a reference to Leonel, a guy who, no matter what, everything he does fails miserable and in the utmost hilarious way possible, due to distraction, misfortune or just plain helplessness.

What?? While you were on a date you slipped in the bar and shitted your pants?! That's such a Leonada!

by DonMarlon July 30, 2018

Leonarda

Leonarda is one of the most funniest girls you'll ever meet, she has a stunning smile, usually a brunette and has a very good sense of style. She is a outstanding artist and try's very hard in her drawings and never gives up. She is shy towards people she doesn't know but is very open to here close friends and family.

OMG Leonarda you drew that!
I wish i was Leonarda's sister

by popyy997 June 5, 2019

leonidas

Leonidas (Λεωνίδας) is a Greek masculine name, from “leon” meaning “lion”
also referred to as Leo, Leonidas is known to be a sex god, known for his genius and good looks.

Every girl would be lucky to have a guy like Leonidas, even though he has a tendency to blow girls off because he doesn't like "thots".

Girl 1: Who's that super hot sex god over there?

Girl 2: That's Leonidas
Girl 1: Oh my god he's so fit!

Girl 2: He's like perf, he's a a football player, and a real gentleman.

Girl 1: I wanna date him!

by mary and andy May 28, 2018

Leonidas

a guy who typically has a megaschlong ding dong. im talking a third leg. i can barely fit my fist around it. im talking gags mcgee. that is all

"Dude i had sex last night and i can't walk anymore"
"Oh dude, did you fuck Leonidas?"
"yea dude howd you know"
"megaschlong"

by myvaginafuckinghurtssofuckingb December 8, 2018

leonidas syndrome

The inability to bow down or kiss the ass of anyone no matter how powerful.

I love this guy, he's got a serious case of Leonidas Syndrome just going toe-to-toe with the big bosses.

by BitcoinSachs March 4, 2014

Leonidas

He is one of the sexiest men alive and gets all the girls, but doesn't care for thots so pays them dust. He provides major banter and makes everyone crease with his outta line jokes.

Doesn't always know when to stop drinking, but he will always be one of the best people you know.
Shortened to leo, which is another word for someone absolutely perfect, gorgeous, funny, sweet and a gentleman.
Loves animals.

girl: How do you know that guy?
guy: Ahh thats just Leonidas he's hilarious

girl: Really? Leonidas looks like a sex god, he best hmu on snap
girl 2: Damnnnn he's peng, Leonardo DiCaprio has nothing on him

by Dave Jeoffery Bingham the 3rd May 27, 2018

King Leonidas

From the movie 300 and real life King Leonidas king of the greek state Sparta, also the most badass motherfucker in existance

King Leonidas:you bring the crowns and heads of conqured kings to MY city steps, you insult MY queen, threaten MY people with slavery and death oh ive chosen my words very carefully persian, perhaps you should have done the same. *holding messenger at sword point in front of the "pit of death"*

Persian messenger: THIS IS BLASPHEMY, THIS IS MADNESS

Leonidas *looks at queen* *looks back* madness,?....... THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA *KICKS MESENGER INTO PIT OF DEATH*

by Cipher158 June 19, 2009