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Crimp Off A Length 

Royal Navy slang dating back before the Second World War, it means to defecate, crap, shit or take a dump. Nothing fancy, to crimp off a length you merely have to evacuate your bowels.
"That fat fucker of a stoker is getting shitty with me again!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"
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The Length 

Name for massive manhood, so large it assumes it's own persona independant of the male to which it is attached.
"Hey Anthony! How are you?" "I'm good" "How's The Length?" "The Length is looking for lucky ladies"
The Length by Mister Back December 15, 2011

summer length sack

The elongated version of a human scrotum which appears in searing hot weather conditions.
I just did a video search on the word nekkade and witnessed a ridiculous summer length sack. Why was that guy riding his bike in the nude?

slip the length 

To have sexual intercourse with someone
Bob: How long were you round Susan's last night?

Dave: Not long, i slipped her the length and then went to the pub.
slip the length by Loz January 4, 2004

lengthsman 

On roads, lengthsmen were responsible for a few miles between adjacent villages and their duties were to lay lengths of pipe for local female villagers.
Susan, wash your tuna box, the lengthsman is coming.
lengthsman by ryc10 August 11, 2018
The state when you’re wearing nothing, by nothing it means absolutely nothing.

Its just your default natural state. like the very beautiful creation of God without fancy Gucci drip.

In this state your private parts are clearly seen and they are free from staying inside expensive cheap or whatever clothes.

It is the Bengali word for naked, nude, unclothed etc.
'Lengta chobi dau' (Send nudes)
'Shobai lengta hoye jonmogrohon kore' (Everyone is born naked)
lengta by LengtaGuaNunuBhoda June 11, 2021
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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