Definitions by ryc10

Borisbator 

A person whos common sense is ejaculated and is extremely gullible and believes every statement by the current British Prime Minister Boris Johnson without any consideration to the truthfulness or credibility of said statement.

Nigel: Boris says he's putting a record sum of £34bn into the NHS and most certainly will not be selling off parts of it.

Richard: Don't believe everything you're told Nigel, you fucking Borisbator.

Nigel: Sorry, I think I had a Borisgasm.

Borisbator by ryc10 June 29, 2020

Borisgasm 

The ultimate explosive climax of uncontrollable, incomprehensible chuntering in response to a question of mild difficulty or due to the early state of arousal.

In response to a question, the prime minister had a Borisgasm that left him quivering.

Borisgasm by ryc10 June 29, 2020

lengthsman 

On roads, lengthsmen were responsible for a few miles between adjacent villages and their duties were to lay lengths of pipe for local female villagers.

Susan, wash your tuna box, the lengthsman is coming.

lengthsman by ryc10 August 11, 2018