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Crimp Off A Length
Royal Navy slang dating back before the Second World War, it means to defecate, crap, shit or take a dump. Nothing fancy, to crimp off a length you merely have to evacuate your bowels.
"That fat fucker of a stoker is getting shitty with me again!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"
Crimp Off A Length by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015
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lenghth • length • lengthy • lengathorian • lengther • Lengthiness • Lengthmax • length monster • length-slipper • lengthsman
The Length
Name for massive manhood, so large it assumes it's own persona independant of the male to which it is attached.
The Length by Mister Back December 15, 2011
summer length sack
I just did a video search on the word nekkade and witnessed a ridiculous summer length sack. Why was that guy riding his bike in the nude?
summer length sack by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 4, 2010
slip the length
To have sexual intercourse with someone
Bob: How long were you round Susan's last night?
Dave: Not long, i slipped her the length and then went to the pub.
Dave: Not long, i slipped her the length and then went to the pub.
slip the length by Loz January 4, 2004
lengthsman
On roads, lengthsmen were responsible for a few miles between adjacent villages and their duties were to lay lengths of pipe for local female villagers.
lengthsman by ryc10 August 11, 2018
bermuda length
DRESS CODE:
Collared Shirts or mock neck are Required, Tennis Shoes are allowed, Shorts must be bermuda length.
NO METAL SPIKES
Collared Shirts or mock neck are Required, Tennis Shoes are allowed, Shorts must be bermuda length.
NO METAL SPIKES
bermuda length by ttamasese May 9, 2008
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