Lehighton

a small inbred town where your sister might as well be your dad. It's where the girls are skanky and the men are unbathed, jobless freaks and everyone is a toothless wonder. When driving past this town be sure to visit the shitty ass school where the inbred little fucks learn their 1,2,3s. Take notice that the seniors are as smart as the kindergarteners.This is due to the fact that everyone in the facility has some type of mental disorder from centuries of fucking their mothers

I went to visit my uncle betty and aunt john in lehighton

by GoodNightyWhitey August 7, 2008

Lehighton Shuffle

noun
A wet dream about a parent or any other close relative.

John's mom is a MILF, but that is still no excuse for him to have a Lehighton Shuffle about her.

by Billy Bob June 3, 2004

Lheighton

Lheighton Cook is a pro skater on the Active skate team who lives in Chino Hills. He goes by lala or Lamar the alien. He's known to be the cool kid on the Block. You will never see him without his beanie, hello kitty pink sillyband, or his skateboard. His two freaken awesome bestfriends are Shelby Robles & Monica Rose, he loves them with all his heart. Especially, spidie (Monica Rose) who is his little sister who supports him through everything. He's in a crew called the "Sitter Skaters" with his two bestfriends. like a boss.

You'll always find him skating with his homies at Ap (Ayala Park)

Monica: Have you seen lheighton?
Conner: Yeah, he's kickin it at AP

by monrosee June 20, 2011

Lheighton

Lheighton Cook is a pro skater on the Active skate team who lives in Chino Hills. He goes by lala or Lamar the alien. He's known to be the cool kid on the Block. You will never see him without his beanie, hello kitty pink sillyband, or his skateboard. His two freaken awesome bestfriends are Shelby Robles & Monica Rose, he loves them with all his heart. Especially, spidie (Monica Rose) who is his little sister who supports him through everything. He's in a crew called the "Sitter Skaters" with his two bestfriends. like a boss.

You'll always find him skating with his homies at Ap (Ayala Park)

Monica: Have you seen lheighton?
Conner: Yeah, he's kickin it at AP!

by monrosee June 20, 2011

leighton

A person, that posseses quite large genitals, usually a good body, not the biggest or best, but high up there is known as "Leighton".

That guy is a Leighton, quite big dont you say?

by vincebeam February 4, 2008

leighton meester

brunette actress who stars on the hit series Gossip Girl
she has been in a few generally unknown movies such as: Flourish, Drive Thru, and Hangman's Curse
she also has had a few guest appearances in different t.v. shows such as: Entertainment Tonight, Law and Order, Boston Public, Crossing Jordan, Seventh Heaven, North Shore, Entourage, 24, 8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter, Veronica Mars, Numb3rs, House M.D., CSI: Miami, and Shark

did you see last nights episode of veronica mars?
YEAH! i didnt know leighton meester was guest appearing!

by gossip girl :D December 18, 2007

Code Leighton

Noun: when a hunk begins a destructive pattern precipitated by alcohol consumption and a recent break-up. Commonly manifested as assault, battery, and destruction of property

After Leighton and GF#6752 got into a big fight, I’m predicting a 69% chance of Code Leighton tonight. Hide your chairs.

by Pabloskbar February 22, 2019