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Leightoned 

Leightoned means you get friend-zoned with who ever it is (boys and girls). It means you will never have a girlfriend or boyfriend because they are your friend. You have failed to impress and in doing so stopped your chances to copulate. They have been Leightoned.
Girl 1: Do you fancy him?
Girl 2: No, not really. I think he's been...
Girl 1 and 2: (simultaneously) Leightoned!
Words you can keep
A person, that posseses quite large genitals, usually a good body, not the biggest or best, but high up there is known as "Leighton".
That guy is a Leighton, quite big dont you say?
leighton by vincebeam February 4, 2008

leighton meester 

brunette actress who stars on the hit series Gossip Girl
she has been in a few generally unknown movies such as: Flourish, Drive Thru, and Hangman's Curse
she also has had a few guest appearances in different t.v. shows such as: Entertainment Tonight, Law and Order, Boston Public, Crossing Jordan, Seventh Heaven, North Shore, Entourage, 24, 8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter, Veronica Mars, Numb3rs, House M.D., CSI: Miami, and Shark
did you see last nights episode of veronica mars?
YEAH! i didnt know leighton meester was guest appearing!
leighton meester by gossip girl :D December 18, 2007

Code Leighton 

Noun: when a hunk begins a destructive pattern precipitated by alcohol consumption and a recent break-up. Commonly manifested as assault, battery, and destruction of property
After Leighton and GF#6752 got into a big fight, I’m predicting a 69% chance of Code Leighton tonight. Hide your chairs.
Code Leighton by Pabloskbar February 22, 2019

Leighton homosexual 

A male who overcompensates for his deepest desire to dress like a Catholic schoolgirl and be ridden all night long by the Washington redskins offensive line by pretending to enjoy manly things.
"Jonathon got into another brawl after shooting all day during the snowboarding trip."

"Yeah, but he winked at me NOT in a "Hey, Bro" way. He's such a Leighton homosexual."
very hot short but adorable he is rude when you first meet him but once he knows you they are the sweetest person you know
“That guy over there... that’s a Leighton”
“Leighton asked you out! I’m so jealous
Leighton by Hotass420 December 4, 2017

lightened my load 

I was with this chick last night and really lightened my load if you know what I mean.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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