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Leightoned 

Leightoned means you get friend-zoned with who ever it is (boys and girls). It means you will never have a girlfriend or boyfriend because they are your friend. You have failed to impress and in doing so stopped your chances to copulate. They have been Leightoned.
Girl 1: Do you fancy him?
Girl 2: No, not really. I think he's been...
Girl 1 and 2: (simultaneously) Leightoned!
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A person, that posseses quite large genitals, usually a good body, not the biggest or best, but high up there is known as "Leighton".
That guy is a Leighton, quite big dont you say?
leighton by vincebeam February 4, 2008

leighton meester 

brunette actress who stars on the hit series Gossip Girl
she has been in a few generally unknown movies such as: Flourish, Drive Thru, and Hangman's Curse
she also has had a few guest appearances in different t.v. shows such as: Entertainment Tonight, Law and Order, Boston Public, Crossing Jordan, Seventh Heaven, North Shore, Entourage, 24, 8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter, Veronica Mars, Numb3rs, House M.D., CSI: Miami, and Shark
did you see last nights episode of veronica mars?
YEAH! i didnt know leighton meester was guest appearing!
leighton meester by gossip girl :D December 18, 2007

Code Leighton 

Noun: when a hunk begins a destructive pattern precipitated by alcohol consumption and a recent break-up. Commonly manifested as assault, battery, and destruction of property
After Leighton and GF#6752 got into a big fight, I’m predicting a 69% chance of Code Leighton tonight. Hide your chairs.
Code Leighton by Pabloskbar February 22, 2019

Leighton homosexual 

A male who overcompensates for his deepest desire to dress like a Catholic schoolgirl and be ridden all night long by the Washington redskins offensive line by pretending to enjoy manly things.
"Jonathon got into another brawl after shooting all day during the snowboarding trip."

"Yeah, but he winked at me NOT in a "Hey, Bro" way. He's such a Leighton homosexual."
very hot short but adorable he is rude when you first meet him but once he knows you they are the sweetest person you know
“That guy over there... that’s a Leighton”
“Leighton asked you out! I’m so jealous”
Leighton by Hotass420 December 4, 2017

lightened my load 

I was with this chick last night and really lightened my load if you know what I mean.
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