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No hands lebowski 

The act of fucking a dog with no hands. A discord user that goes by the name Jacob Lebowski was caught fucking dogs with no hands while screaming into his mic “no hands lebowski”. Jacob can be heard at local dog parks screaming out “no
Hands lebowski” if you hear him screaming that he is about to kidnap a dog. Please call the police and hide your dog
Hey look, Jacob is at it again. What’s he doing? He is fucking a dog with no hands, that’s the no hands lebowski move
No hands lebowski by Doglover1836 February 9, 2022
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the big lebowski

Ever feel down? Put this movie in your DVD player and you can't help but feel the good vibe of The Dude and his simplistic look at life. How life should be. Very funny from beginning to end. Walter Sobchak and Donnie are great as well. Especially when Walter and the Dude say goodbye to Donnie, it just makes me crack up every time. A must see, man..ya know?
The Big Lebowski, man, ya know?

The Dude: Walter, ya know, it's Smokey, so his toe slipped over the line a little, big deal. It's just a game, man.
Walter Sobchak: Dude, this is a league game, this determines who enters the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
Smokey: Yeah, but I wasn't over. Gimme the marker Dude, I'm marking it 8.
Walter Sobchak: pulls out a gun Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.
Smokey: I'm not...
Walter Sobchak: A world of pain.
Smokey: Dude, he's your partner...
Walter Sobchak: shouting Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!
The Dude: They're calling the cops, put the piece away.
Walter Sobchak: Mark it zero!
points gun in Smokey's face
Smokey: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: shouting You think I'm fucking around here? Mark it zero!
Smokey: All right, it's fucking zero. Are you happy, you crazy fuck?
Walter Sobchak: ...It's a league game, Smokey.
the big lebowski by SuperSonicX September 16, 2005

Maude Lebowski 

Big Lebowski's daughter. Artist. Her art has been commended as strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.

Likes sex.

Also, the mother of the smallest Little Lebowski.
Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: 'Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.
Maude Lebowski by LMB222 February 5, 2009

The Big Lebowski

The greatest movie in history, made by the brilliant Coen Brothers. Anyone who has not seen this movie is utterly worthless. Anyone who has seen it and disliked it should be ripped off the face of the Earth. In the film, Jeff Bridges plays Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, whose rug is peed on. Somehow, this gets him involved in a hostage situation, and an overly complex world of corruption and lies. Hilarity ensues.
All The Dude ever wanted... was his rug back.
The Big Lebowski by Pyro62S September 14, 2005

The Big Lebowski

One of the best films ever made, although its glamorising of being unemployed and smoking too much weed is rather a bad influence on young, impresionable teenagers. But yeh its very funny.
Walter: (laughs' These fucken amateurs!

Lebowski tan 

When your sandals give you tan lines on your feet. Usually found on wild packs of slackers from the West Coast.
Damn brother! Your feet got that thick Lebowski tan from 24/7 flip flops.

the big lebowski

1. A crusader on the quest to get his rug back.

2. Also, one of my favorite movies, and that from a guy who doesn't like comedies. But this is not about a few teenagers with a hardon, or Jim Carry thinking he is God...and such. After you have seen it even a couple of times (yes I admit it!) you still have to laugh at some of the scenes. The part when his investigation leads The Dude to the mansion of Jacky Treehorn, featuring the "Gutterballs" dream sequence, talking to the chief of the police station in Malibu ("sorry I wasn't listening"), and ending by being kicked out of the cab by the driver because he hates "the fucking Eagles man" is absolutely hilarious.
Dude (a.k.a. the Big Lebowski): You know, this is a very complicated case, Maude. Lotta ins, lotta outs. You know, fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, drug regiment to keep my mind, ... limber.
the big lebowski by thefreecountry January 10, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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