Leafism

following the leaf god

i follow leafism, praise the leaf

Leafism by vypy leaf April 5, 2022

Jack Leafism

The belief of leaves like Jack Leaf. Someone apart of this religion is called a "Leafist". Jack Leaf family: Jack Earth, Jack Forest, Jack Tree, Jack Branch, Jack Stick, Jack Leaf, Jack Plant and Jack Chloroplast. All leaves have been created by Jack Leaf and have come from his ejaculate when he "goons". When he has sexual intercourse with his wife Jackline Leaf, he creates new sons (think about it). All of this information has been passed and confirmed by the Leaf family.

Oliver: Yo! What's your religion?
Simon: Oh. It's Jack Leafism.
Oliver: That's so cool. I actually am a Leafist too!

Jack Leafism by jackleaflover1345 May 2, 2026

loafism 

Loafism:

(one who practices Loafism shall be called a Loafismer)

You may ask, how does one become a Loafismer? Well, an angel has this to say upon the very subject: "At worship services new members may be initiated into Loafism, if found acceptable." there are no other requirements because we don't need a better reason.

A set of beliefs one can follow, but you really don't have to, these are purely suggestions.

Loafism and the Individual:

A List of commandments:

-Thou shall worship ska, the holiest form of prayer
-Thou shall play more than one musical instrument
-Thou shall worship thine holiest form of transport, the Loafmobile (hazard lights and windshield wipers are not optional and driving forwards or using the gear symbolized by a number or the letter "D" is also generally frowned upon, seatbelts required or you may become the target of shoefu, explained later)
-Thou shalt not underestimate the awesome power of sleep
-Thou shalt not perform chores, or appear to find solace in chores
-Thou Shalt not enjoy homework.... ever!

If you fail to heed these

You may end up getting yourself "Loafed"

Loafed: to be punched suddenly for an insult and or any form of disrespect. Unless the offense annoys the crap out of a fellow Loafismer, then the ritual of ShoeFu ensues, but one can forgo protocol and just skip Loafing, because there really isn't a protocol!

ShoeFu: "The national sport of Loafism which is practiced throughout most worship sessions. This competition takes place whenever a believer may get on another’s nerve, or may be practiced purely for amusement. The act of ShoeFu is accomplished by removing one’s own foot apparel and bludgeoning another fellow Loafismer."

Loafism, for those of us to lazy to pick a religion.

loafism by Kevin Hamilton December 15, 2008

Leafist 

A website providing information on cannabis strains, products, brands, news, and more.

Stoner 1: Yo man have you ever tried Mr. Tusk?
Stoner 2: Nah, what's that?
Stoner 1: It's a cannabis strain. Look it up on Leafist.

Leafist by stoney_bologna August 22, 2019

Leanism 

Prejudice characterized by the discrimination of fit or lean people.
lardist fatorexia

They sent Bob to the counselors office for practicing leanism in gym.

Leanism by Wordy2 April 23, 2013

Leaism 

A dyslexic mix up of a compound word, commonly made by a girl named Lea-Anne.

"Let's Flicknex and chill".
"What the fuck is Flicknex?"
"It's a Leaism for Netflix".

Leaism by Ricky Homeboy Sanshizzle October 14, 2023

Leafist 

A servant of Leafyishere who will go out of anybody's way to defend him. Also known as a reptilian.

Ben: I don't really like Leafyishere.
Eddie: I will ddos you kid Leafy is the best youtuber there ever was kid.
Ben: Wow you're such a leafist.

Leafist by NothingAndNothing November 9, 2016