by Wordy2 April 23, 2013
Get the Leanism mug.Dont be Lil Pump... Please... If you really want to be, just diagnose yourself with Leanism, then KYS after the next day of diagnosis
by Donutdodrugs June 4, 2018
Get the Leanism mug.Can't eat Cheeseburger, (cow meat with the cheese that's made of cow's milk)?? This is leenism...
Can't drink Milk shake with burger?? Leenism.
Can't eat Chicken with egg? Leenism.
Can't eat Goat meat with goat cheese? Again, leenism.
Can't eat Fish with caviar? Leenism.
All these are examples of what is known as "Leenism"
Can't drink Milk shake with burger?? Leenism.
Can't eat Chicken with egg? Leenism.
Can't eat Goat meat with goat cheese? Again, leenism.
Can't eat Fish with caviar? Leenism.
All these are examples of what is known as "Leenism"
by louis is louis January 4, 2014
Get the Leenism mug.A skinny penis; sharp as a razor. Not allowed at airports, schools (unless under 5 inches), government building, stadiums. Must be registered with the ATF if model 69 or higher. If longer than 11.5 inches it is considered an Assult Leanis.
Jim: "What happened to Carlos?"
Tyrone: "You didn't hear? He was detained at the border for trying to pass with an unregistered leanis."
Tyrone: "You didn't hear? He was detained at the border for trying to pass with an unregistered leanis."
by Get away dad! February 27, 2019
Get the Leanis mug.A penis of biblical proportions, biologically curious in that both males and females may possess a Leanis. The origins of Leanises or, 'Leanai', are genetic - one cannot be grown, it must be born. In ages nine and younger, a Leanis will present as a smaller, but still formidable 'Stundnis'. In time, and with proper nutrition, this Stundnis will eventually mature into a fully fledged Leanis.
Dave: Man you'll never guess what..
Mike: What?
Dave: Just found out my girl has a Leanis.
Mike: You lucky motherfucker. Hold onto that one.
Mike: What?
Dave: Just found out my girl has a Leanis.
Mike: You lucky motherfucker. Hold onto that one.
by notamethhead May 24, 2013
Get the Leanis mug.While you are diving there are roads where you have more than enough space to swerve without crossing the opposing lane. Having roads like this creates the feeling of relief that your car will not be too close to even hitting the one next to you. Lanism is the opposite. Lanism is the unexplained feeling when you are driving and then all of a sudden your lane gets really narrow, and you are panicking. This is the sense when you are scared enough of driving this narrow lane and you put both hands on the wheel, look around your surroundings, constantly look at your speed limit to see that you aren't going to fast, and constantly check either side to make sure you don't hit something nearby. When driving, there is this fear growing inside of you, you start to get nervous, and you just forget to breathe for a second. When it all ends, and your lane is the same size, a violent shudder starts coming in filling you up with chicken skin, but at the end, you are relieved that it finally ended.
by xvulcxnx January 28, 2018
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