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Pension Leeches
People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.
Pension Leeches by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine October 13, 2019
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lachesis
The second of the three fates in Greek Mythology. Lachesis measures the thread of life after Clothos spins it and before Atropos cuts it.
lachesis by The Professor June 29, 2004
Leeches
A person who sucks and sucks.. they use you and then they move on when IT doesnt need you anymore or when IT doesnt see you on its radar....
you normally give them a kind helping hand out of pity because they are lonely and they seem harmless, but they will take advantage of you and in the end you dont even get a ....Thanks for all your help!
you normally give them a kind helping hand out of pity because they are lonely and they seem harmless, but they will take advantage of you and in the end you dont even get a ....Thanks for all your help!
This is how they appear....
I dont have anybody here....i need help... without you i would be lost, i was supposed to meet a friend here but he stood me up so many times...
(Ohh dont worry Amanda, <<even though i dont even know who you are and i feel sorry for you...>> i'll help you find a place to stay, introduce you to people and i will be around if you need me, i know you are new in town and i will show you my hospitality )
Reeeeeally? ok then...I need thisss.... can i borrow that.... can i stay in your place for a while like.... every single day, can you come with me to do this, im sick do you have something, i ran out of sugar can i....
YES, ofcourse, anytime <<i would say>> until you finally realise, WTF you life sucking bitch!!
LEECH ALERT<<when you realise you are being invaded by leeches....keep them as far away from you as you can, when they come over, dont answer the door, when they ask you out, make up something like your toenail hurts and you cant go out, remember out of their sight and out of their minds, so stay off the places they normally visit, and they wont disturb you anymore, hopefully they will get the message and will probably find another naive person to suck on>>
Learn your lesson, and dont let it happen again!
Remember Karma will get their fucking sorry asses!!
I dont have anybody here....i need help... without you i would be lost, i was supposed to meet a friend here but he stood me up so many times...
(Ohh dont worry Amanda, <<even though i dont even know who you are and i feel sorry for you...>> i'll help you find a place to stay, introduce you to people and i will be around if you need me, i know you are new in town and i will show you my hospitality )
Reeeeeally? ok then...I need thisss.... can i borrow that.... can i stay in your place for a while like.... every single day, can you come with me to do this, im sick do you have something, i ran out of sugar can i....
YES, ofcourse, anytime <<i would say>> until you finally realise, WTF you life sucking bitch!!
LEECH ALERT<<when you realise you are being invaded by leeches....keep them as far away from you as you can, when they come over, dont answer the door, when they ask you out, make up something like your toenail hurts and you cant go out, remember out of their sight and out of their minds, so stay off the places they normally visit, and they wont disturb you anymore, hopefully they will get the message and will probably find another naive person to suck on>>
Learn your lesson, and dont let it happen again!
Remember Karma will get their fucking sorry asses!!
Leeches by Karma is here! September 12, 2009
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