Lazy boner

A dick that is halfway hard

When Pamela entered the room, Kyle was standing in front of the mirror naked, with a lazy boner, smearing scarlet lipstick all over his face.
- What the fuck? said Pamela. - You still haven't cleaned up the house?

Lazy boner by Ronnie Slogun November 22, 2014

Lazybonesitis 

A dissease that makes you lazy

"Hey, can you return that shopping cart please to where it belongs?"

"No, Sorry, I have severe Lazybonesitis"

Lazybonesitis by MetroNNNN February 20, 2022

lazybones 

a person at a grocery store parking lot who does not return their shopping cart like a jerk and needs to call the Cart Narcs' lazybones hotline to get counseling and schedule classes on learning how to be a better shopper and being courteous to their fellow human beings. Lazybones may leave shopping carts in other parking spots (spot blocks), in the handicap walkway areas, tip the front wheels into dirt/gravel (curbing), or in the middle of the sidewalk; all are eligible for redemption if they do return their carts to the cart returns or cart corrals provided by the store.

Agent Sebastian of the Cart Narcs: "Wheep skeep widdly woop woop, sir that's not where the carts go! You're leaving your cart out like a big ol' lazybones!"

lazybones by anonymous February 20, 2022

lazybones 

a noun used in informal language that mean a lazy person. the word is often used in friendly way to someone you like.

come on, lazybones ! Get your ass out of bed.

lazybones by Joao " JD " Nsingui December 29, 2006

Ladyboner 

A slang term for when a woman is sexually attracted to a man or another woman.

The word may also be used as a name for the said man or woman who is the object of attraction.

Woman 1: "David Beckham is so hot."

Woman 2: "Yeah, I have a total Ladyboner for him."

Woman 1: "George Clooney is my ultimate Ladyboner."

Ladyboner by I'mplayingpokemonsoulsilvernow August 5, 2011

ladyboner 

A hypothetical boner on a woman. The term is, obviously, used only in speech and cannot be shown physically; it is intangible.

In text messages, for example:

Person: Does this turn you on?

You: Noooo... (hides ladyboner)

ladyboner by machine21@crossfade April 2, 2011

Ladyboner 

When a lady gets aroused and her tits become hard. Also may refer to her clit becoming engorged or pussy becoming wet.

I messed around with my gf before I got on my computer today, and my fingers are stained with the reak of her vag. Also I bit her titties really hard and gave her a massive Ladyboner.

Ladyboner by BustaHymen September 8, 2011