Laxi 

Laxi is used to describe a female who looks older than she fairly should or trashy beyond her years. (Not necessarily that they just look old could also be caused by the poor application of makeup or incorrect/inappropriate wardrobe choices) Generally relates to women below 25 years old that could easily pass for someone in their mid 30's. Can also be used to describe a female that on the street could be mistaken for a stripper. Derived from battleaxe which is used to refer to an older experienced female with a tendency to dress in appropriately and hit on her children's friends when drunk.

Who's mums at the party bro, nah she's only 22 damn that bitch is laxi, she looks so laxi that you could catch a VD from her toilet

Laxi by Peezapp January 2, 2015

Laxi 

Gunnar sveinn

Nei vel gert laxi!

Hann er svoddan laxi

Laxi by pyrrhic_kid December 1, 2016

Laxi Papa 

The short king from pune who is the only male that can lactate. His aura screams nosy and distracts everyone around him.

He blushes and seems shy to outsiders but his true colours come out when he gets zesty. Even ishowspeed couldn't resist.

bob: yo who has the biggest gyat of them all?

laxi papa: of course that title goes to me! I can distract gays from a mile away with this gyat

Laxi Papa by bigmeatryda September 30, 2024

Laxibabe 

A girl who loves all aspects of lacosse, and who's boyfriend is a laxer bro. She loves him to death, but is not a slut (she stays faithful to her bro)

Dude, my laxibabe is waring my pinnie.

Laxibabe by Brice99 September 18, 2010

laxitive 

a substance that you drink/eat. it makes you shit like a horny donkey

moron 1: i took a laxitive last night
moron 2: i bet you shit like a horny donkey.
moron 1: Yes.

laxitive by motobuddy October 12, 2006

Laxing out 

(v) The act of leaving the country and giving your friends little/no notice of your departure. The destination of these mysterious trips is often far away countries, such as Bangladesh, Uganda, and Israel. It is likely that there are other destinations that are unknown to anyone but the individual who is Laxing out.

Laxer: Yo guys, I'm leaving tomorrow... you might not see me for a while, or ever again.
Best friends: Shit man, where are you going?
Laxer: You know I can't tell you that... I'd have to kill you.
Best friends: Oh... So you're Laxing out?
Laxer: Yeah you wont see me for an undetermined period of time, or I might just randomly show up outside your house 40 lbs thinner and with a beard in three months, who knows.

Laxing out by Laxoutersannonymous December 17, 2012

Laxitute

A female exclusively involved, obsessed with, fascinate about, or date a male Lacrosse player. Common factors of attraction can range from the 'bro's' raging lettuce, sweet lax pinnie, nice shorts, or sick pastels. The common Laxitute can be found along the North Eastern Seaboard, in many hot-bed lacrosse communities.

Branford Winstonworth's Girlfriend is a Laxitute

Laxitute by So_Much_Lax April 25, 2010