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Laxident 

When a person takes too many laxatives or uses them improperly and has an accident because of it. Specifically in ones pants or in public, where it is more embarrassing.
I was trying to lose a ton of weight so I took a bunch of laxatives, but I had a huge laxident in my boyfriend's bed and made an ass out of myself.
Laxident by Jaimie Gaga February 26, 2011
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Laxident 

An accident caused during a game, practice, or session of lacrosse
chris had a laxident when he tripped on a stick left on the field.
Laxident by gbeezy93 December 10, 2009
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laxident 

the action of throwing and breaking something in your home, apartment, or fraternity house, with a lacrosse ball
I was laxin in the hall and had a laxident when the ball shattered the black lights.
laxident by methodman_redman April 7, 2011
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026