Lawrence's Law

A Corollary to Murphy's Law indicating that Captain Murphy had an optimistic outlook on life when he derived his famous law.

Murphy's Law states that anything which can go wrong, will go wrong.

Lawrence's Law states that everything will find a way to go wrong.

First proposed in 1990 at Argonne National Laboratory after the unexpected failure of a particle accelerator

Not only did we have a missle failure due to the fuel cut-off override, which was predicted with a 5% probability of occuring, The payload also struck a goose, which had a 0% probability of occurring, an example of Lawrence's Law at work.

by richardttu April 17, 2009

Lawrence Sims

best boy in call of duty cold war

jimjong: lawrence sims is the best boy in cold war

jeremy the third: nahh adler better fr fr

by lakakakaka November 2, 2022

Lawrence Sheriff School

Supposedly the best school in the country, but mildly homosexual:
1)A boys school, so lots of fallace obsession (crudely drawn fallace litters the walls)
2)Being with one with a feminine gender orientation is considered positively homosexual
3)Sport is not used for recreation, but is instead used as a spectator sport for bathroom fondlings

Guy 1: What school do you go to?
Guy 2: Lawrence Sheriff School
Guy 1: Oh, so you litter the walls with crudely drawn fallace, don't go out with girls and enjoy sport time fondling?

by ImnotgayIpromiseIhavearealbf January 20, 2013

Lawrence Stroll

A tall powerful man with a big swinging cock able to command a room and use it like a laser pointer

Don’t come over here like a Lawrence Stroll

by Madmoodo October 10, 2021

Lawrence High School

Boring ass town on long island were everyone is different. Here you manage to have the richest and poorest kids come together to learn. People from ab and north woodmere come 2 meet the poor from inwood... our football team is beast and we rival Jewlett... Major druggie population If u go here u no least one druggie and 4 dealers. Our skewl is being overrun by orthobastards who send there kids 2 private school. were mad poor cuz they run our budgets. two schools have been closed and a third is about to... our skewl is fucked up the smart kids are druggies (so are the jocks)infact almost everyone smokes or tried it... the high school was built on a swamp and a landfill..infact the high school isnt even in lawrence but in cedarhurst... damn my school is gay

i go to Lawrence High School does that make me a pot head

yes

damn i only smoke ciggs

by SluttyBag January 18, 2009

Bedford North Lawrence High School

Bedford North Lawrence High School (BNL) is a high school located in southern Indiana, about 30 minutes away from Bloomington. BNL is known for their outstanding teen pregnancy rates and underage drinking. BNL is also known for having a different principal every school year due to scandalous acts. Your closest friend will stab you in the back in a accumulative of about 0.2 seconds. Hicks will fill your lungs with black smoke and try to run over your car as you're pulling out of the parking lot. Popular kids will stand in the middle of the stairwells and strike up a conversation. There are a total of 3 black kids in the school, maybe. Everyone believes they are either a photographer, a model, or an artist. If you don't smoke weed everyday, then you're a pussy. If you aren't getting drunk of the weekends, then you might as well kill yourself.

bedford north lawrence high school

by sasiblaqqurl September 1, 2012

lawrence high school maine

Where the fucking kids are high and the grades are low. Most of the dumb boys are virgins while all the girls are dating boys outta state online. We’re all selling weed and juuls here! Welcome to LHS

I go to lawrence high school Maine

by itsseyarahknights January 16, 2019