Lawner

1. one who lives on Lawn in the Chicago Suburbs.
2. one who has not made new friends since kindergarten
3. one who never says lol jk, lol jk they say it all the time.
4. one who has house crawls
5. one who says "peace lawn peace"

hey lawners, lets invite people we haven't known to the house crawl tonight. LOL jk, we don't make new friends

by L@wnur4lyfe May 29, 2010

Lawner

A teen, who are would usually be a scene. Someone that likes to hangout on the ground/floor. Most of the time they are full of themselves. Someone who chooses to unique and is usually very popular.

Wow, look at those lawners, they are so full of themselves...

by Destiny licks you April 20, 2010

Mow Lawner

The Swedish equivalent for Lawn Mower.

Someone drove by Tejb's window on a Mow Lawner while he was doing a gameplay commentary.

by EF iZ RiPPiN June 20, 2010

Moan Lawner

A machine that “lawns” people when they moan

Girl: maaajjaahahah
Boy: *runs over with moan lawner*
Boy: it be like that sometimes

by Kikikakabooka December 4, 2019

James Ladner

The UFC just bleed guy. Really funny video on youtube, is an mma legend just because how freakin funny he looks in it. But is in jail til 2012 for recieving stolen property.. How sad. Look him up, its pretty damn funny.

The just bleed guy is so famous, tom lawlor dressed up like James Ladner (just bleed guy) at one of his weigh-ins

by IDKButYouDo October 24, 2010

Ambulance Chasing Lawyers

The lowest form of animal life; they are the arseholes who use the law in ways for which it was not intended. Some of these scumbags, quite literally, follow ambulances carrying people, involved in traffic accidents, to hospital in order to get them to make a claim against the other party involved. In Britain, these bastards use human rights law to prevent paedophile rapists from being deported back to their country of origin. They’re the ones who act on behalf of terrorists to pursue damages against troops who were doing their duty under incredibly difficult circumstances. Why do they do it? For money, they cynically exploit the law that is supposed to protect people to make themselves rich. They are vermin and should be treated as such.

“An online petition has been set up to make it legal to kill ambulance chasing lawyers!”
“Where do I sign?”

by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

Blues Lawyer

Term used to describe the target market for very expensive guitars, the implication being that the only people who actually buy them are rich hobbyists and not actual gigging musicians.

"The Les Paul Supreme has a list price over 6 grand, clearly intended only for the blues lawyers."

by The Biggest Z October 3, 2014