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Extreamly Drunk. Very intoxicated, to the point that they person that is "lawlzed is rambling on and is trying to control a group.
As a verb: Lets go get Lawlzed. (lets all get extreamly drunk)
As an adjective: After drinking all night Nigel was extreamly Lawlzed
Lawlzed by Slurpes from May 22, 2008
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past tense of 'lawl' which is a way of spelling 'lol' when used as a verb. sometimes used sarcastically
That was hilarious, I totally lawled.
lawled by independent1990 July 5, 2010

lawlzerz 

a nerdy-er way of saying lawl
nerd#1:d00d lawl! n00b!!!!!!!!!!11!!1
nerd#2:n00b i t0tally pwn y0u..heh...n00b! LAWLZERZ!!!!!!1!
lawlzerz by caseyd1354 January 17, 2008

lawlzerbang 

laughing with a "bang" aka laughing so hard you hurt yourself.
"Rick did you see Sarah lawlzerbang at that video?"
"Yeah man, I heard she was rushed to the hospital"
lawlzerbang by Salunga April 1, 2009
Like "Lol" But out loud and with a Zer...More tender then most words. And pisses most people off. SO USE it in your vocabulary on an average bases.
"I dee kay, LAWLZER!!"

"Your pussy stanks! Jay Kay! LawlZER!"
Lawlzer by Ladda April 3, 2008

lawlzers 

that relatable moment when you laugh at something but it really isn't funny
-i just ate my noodles
-lawlzers
lawlzers by stacy and sophia December 25, 2019

Lawlzerpancopterocaust 

The combination of "Lawl", "Marzipan", "Helicopter" and "Holocaust". Meant to express something so astronomically funny that it can only be described using marzipans, helicopters and the Holocaust.
Jimmy: "What happens when a Jew eats a marzipan?"

Jeffrey: "I don't know, what?"

Jimmy: "He stops screaming for a second"

Jeffrey: "Lawlzerpancopterocaust"
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