Lawford

an acquaintance you meet for drinks only if more preferable company is unavailable; a reference to actor Peter Lawford, the least likable member of the Rat Pack.

"Everyone's out of town, so I'll be drinking with a Lawford tonight."

by G. Humbert III June 11, 2006

Rena Lanford

Main female character of the godlike rpg Star Ocean: The Second Story.

The main healer in the game, and the second person in the entire game who can cast restorative magic.

Rena Lanford is the goddess I worship.

Rena cast "Fairy Heal", restoring 2000+ HP to the party.

Rena is FAR more useful than that pussy Noel. And she has one of the best VAs in the whole game.

by Holy Dragon Sword May 14, 2004

lanford

Another name for a person who is unbelievably lonely.

"Matt is such a lanford, he really needs a girlfriend," said Steve.

by Ryan December 6, 2004

Lapford

Home of legends and gods alike

Wow your from lapford? Sorry

by Diabulious October 31, 2020

lapford

Better than:

Chulmleigh

Witheridge

Chawleigh
Bampton
Crediton
Oakhampton
Morchard
And pretty much everywhere else within the atmosphere

“Lapford is better than witheridge because people in lapford don’t get confused between their girlfriend and their sister and fuck their dad”

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

Lawordle

When you get Wordle on you last try.

Guy#1: How many attempts?

Guy#2: Lawordle.

by BuddyMaddie April 3, 2022

lapford

An absolute fucking shithole. Not as bad as Yeoford though.

Jesus Christ mate, I wouldn’t wish living in Lapford on my worst enemy.

by Big Man Geoff May 19, 2025