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Better than:

Chulmleigh

Witheridge

Chawleigh
Bampton
Crediton
Oakhampton
Morchard
And pretty much everywhere else within the atmosphere
“Lapford is better than witheridge because people in lapford don’t get confused between their girlfriend and their sister and fuck their dad”
lapford by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020
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An absolute fucking shithole. Not as bad as Yeoford though.
Jesus Christ mate, I wouldn’t wish living in Lapford on my worst enemy.
lapford by Big Man Geoff May 19, 2025

Rena Lanford

Main female character of the godlike rpg Star Ocean: The Second Story.

The main healer in the game, and the second person in the entire game who can cast restorative magic.
Rena Lanford is the goddess I worship.

Rena cast "Fairy Heal", restoring 2000+ HP to the party.

Rena is FAR more useful than that pussy Noel. And she has one of the best VAs in the whole game.
an acquaintance you meet for drinks only if more preferable company is unavailable; a reference to actor Peter Lawford, the least likable member of the Rat Pack.
"Everyone's out of town, so I'll be drinking with a Lawford tonight."
Lawford by G. Humbert III June 11, 2006
Another name for a person who is unbelievably lonely.
"Matt is such a lanford, he really needs a girlfriend," said Steve.
lanford by Ryan December 6, 2004

pyper lanford

pyper Lanford is a deceiving jerk that hates everyone and everyone hates her she is very very very very very RUDE,..
you know pyper lanford is just sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo rude
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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