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Sexy man. Big cock. Plays every girl except for only one and that's the one he always text 24/7 the one he spends time with, and the one he fucks with also the one he might say I love u too rn!
Girl:"Hey there.."
Boy:"Nah, I ain't gone tlk to u cuh my girl gone get me"
Girl:Ugh, hes such a lavale
Lavale by Thesmartsisreals June 14, 2019
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lavalava 

the principal garment for both sexes in Polynesia, esp. in Samoa, consisting of a piece of printed cloth worn as a loincloth or skirt.
When I go to the beach, i like to bring my lavalava to wear over my bathing suit.
lavalava by iekika June 22, 2007

Lavate Las Manos 

Means 'wash your hands' in Spanish.

A phrase used on the US television show 'American Dad' when Steve went to work at what he thought was Hogwarts, and actually turned out to be a place where Mexicans, possibly illegal, were creating drugs.
Mexican: Lavate Las Manos
Steve: Is that a spell?
Mexican: LAVATE LAS MANOS!
Steve: Lavate las manos!
Mexican: LAVATE LAS MANOS!!!
Lavate Las Manos by Catrin T February 27, 2010

andrew lavayen 

He is a sexy beast and he gets all the chics
You not even close to being as hot as Andrew lavayen
andrew lavayen by andrew lavayen February 6, 2017
Someone who is the bomb dot com, the best of the best, the creme de la creme
I got an A on my test, I pulled a Lavleen; Girl, you so fine you must be a Lavleen
Lavleen by blink is beast July 26, 2011
A suburban city located on the North shore of Montreal.

Known locally for its never-ending collection of shopping malls , car dealerships , and complete lack of green spaces ; It is also the homeland for 85% of the province of Quebec's Douchebag nation.

The city also seems to have NO coherent urban planning going on , a fact made obvious by some of the proposed transportation and building projects (The Cosmodome , The extremely cheesy Colossus theater , The Glorified-Ski-Lift-To-Nowhere)

Has the dubious honor of having the only mayor ever prosecuted on gangsterism charges only to have him replaced by a new mayor soon after arrested for using the services of hookers.

Current Mayor : Who the heck knows at this point?

Main imports : Ed Hardy shirts , air gel , Honda Civic mods , spray tan

Laval can be basically described as being to Montreal what The Jersey Shore is to New York City.

web site : www.ville.laval.qc.ca
Montrealer sees man with oversized arms , chicken legs , an orange tan , a backwards cap, driving a car with neons under it.

-Yep , he's from Laval.
Laval by MapDark September 2, 2013

lavalampation 

When someone messes up your lava lamp
What in lavalampation??
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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