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Lavallette 

A small beach town on the Jersey Coast. It is known for its great times and surf. The town is home for anything related to the water. It's Population is made mostly of old families of Irish and Polish Decent. The towns local bar is Crab's Claw where locals tend to hang. It is a great town to visit, party, or surf.
Want to go surf ? Yeh lets go to lavallette
Lavallette by theislandbeach July 23, 2011

Lavallette 

Lavallette is a small beach town at the Jersey Shore near Ortley and Seaside. This town is a high class, expensive beach town. A lot of Italian families live there, and like to party and get drunk (my neighbors). If you go to Lavallette you know the best Seafood restaurant around is the Crab's Claw, and Salty's has the best waffles and ice cream.
Luigi: "Hey, you going down the Lavallette this summer?"

Patrick: "Nah, I'm going to Seaside. Lavallette is too expensive!"
Lavallette by ken909 June 23, 2009

Jack Lavalette 

Money-stealing, ladyboy-shagging, snaggletoothed waste of space.
Friend 1: "so I met this guy..."
Friend 2: "Ugh, do NOT get involved with that guy he's a Jack Lavalette for sure"
Sexy man. Big cock. Plays every girl except for only one and that's the one he always text 24/7 the one he spends time with, and the one he fucks with also the one he might say I love u too rn!
Girl:"Hey there.."
Boy:"Nah, I ain't gone tlk to u cuh my girl gone get me"
Girl:Ugh, hes such a lavale
Lavale by Thesmartsisreals June 14, 2019

henry lavalette 

Henry Lavalette the worlds funniest fastest and best football player you have ever seen if you see a Henry Lavalette you mist praise them as much as possible
Person 1: hi who are you
Person 2 I am Henry Lavalette
Person 1: casually jumps off of cliff
henry lavalette by John mc epic April 30, 2021

henry lavalette 

Wow Henry Lavalette is so good at football I am going to sign him