An amazing girl who can make you laugh and smile . She will always have your back and everyone loves her. She thinks she sucks at singing(she is so not) and thinks her laugh is annoying but it's really cute. She is the sassiest thing in the world and is so funny that she will make you pee your pants. If you don't know a Lauren get looking because she will make your life so much better.

Girl 1: my life sucks do you think it will get better
Girl 2 : not unless you met a Lauren.S

Lauren.S by Bubblybecky December 9, 2013

Lauren's basement

Jeremy Shada is trapped here.
Probably Steven Yeun too.

Help them.
You most likely won't understand this unless you're Voltron trash

"Did Jeremy finally get out of Lauren's basement?"
"I think she only let him out for that interview, but he still revealed klance to be canon for the 58618283234th time"

Lauren's basement by Deathlysilence January 20, 2018

Lauren's basement

This meme originated from the Voltron: Legendary Defender fandom when one of the voice actors, specifically Jeremy Shada, accidentally spills a spoiler. Then, someone started a meme that Lauren Montgomery, one of the executive staff, is going to lock Jeremy up in her basement to prevent him from saying anything more. So now, whenever someone from the show spills a spoiler, fans say that they're going to get locked up in Lauren's basement.

Person 1: Hey, have you watched the interview between the main casts of Voltron?

Person 2: I did. Jeremy's going to go back to Lauren's basement again.

Lauren's basement by ExceedingTheWordLimitBeLikeWai August 2, 2018

Lauren's Law

Any time you have a day where you can sleep in, it will be ruined by some "plan" the following day that you had no clue about.

Mom: Huh, why are you so tired??

Me: Well, Lauren's Law came into play and for some reason I had a driving lesson that made me unable to sleep in. So now I'm exhausted.

Lauren's Law by Fraccy February 20, 2021

Lauren's Theory

The idea that any person who has the ability to sleep for an extended period of time will be interrupted by external events that cause you to have a shortened sleep schedule.

My Psych professor taught me about Lauren's Theory today, and it seems to explain why so many people don't receive 8 hours of sleep.

Lauren's Theory by Fraccy February 21, 2021

lauren's fingers

one of the most sexiest things in the world. students all over the world transfer to hopkins just to get a glimpse. makes a special appearance at her computer.

"man, did you see lauren's fingers?"
"SHEESHHHHH... i wish i did."

lauren's fingers by user385011 July 2, 2021

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026