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Phillip Lamanno 

One bad ass mother fucker, Been around since 1997. The wild animal has a mullet, and can pull any girls with the snap of his fingers. He's a hard workin' , family loving man! Who has the biggest heart of all men. Chews nothing but Copenhagen Wintergreen, Smokes nothing but Marlboro Reds, and drinks nothing but PBR. Owns a turkey named Tom, and a Turtle named Bubba. Drives a red lifted Jeep Cherokee, and also owns a 1996 Dodge Neon he claims is a racecar. He's been to jail twice for Whoopin' two guys ass, twice his size, twice. Came out with a jail tat, and a Chevy brand on his ass. Blairs David Allen Coe and Colt Ford Daily.
Becky "Is that a Phillip Lamanno over there?"
Shelby "I cant tell, does he have a mullet?"
Becky "Yes!!!"
* Panties drop*

Lauranne 

A Lauranne is a girl that is loved by everyone. She is confident, pretty and amazing in bed. To spot a Lauranne, look out for their great ass and sense of humor. A Lauranne is perfect in every way. She drives every guy in a 20 mile radius wild.
Person 1: Damn, Lauranne's hot.
Person 2: Yeah, I'd tap that ass.
Lauranne by SlimLampShady January 31, 2020

lauranne 

A quiet girl, discrete, that will sometimes surprise you with bursts of energy and funky moves or singing. She loves to dance Rock n' Roll but she just doesn't know it yet ! Overall a precious person to be around, always looking to give a hand to anyone who's asking. She used to overthink things too much and now she tries her best to live the moment and simply follow her feelings and her heart.
- Do you know Lauranne ? - Yes she is so nice, I feel at peace whenever she's there !

- Damn, Lauranne isn't coming early to the party. - Oh nooo, we need her for decoration, she has always the nicest ideas !
lauranne by Zookies February 23, 2018
A man whom insists on using terrible idioms even though he has been told many times that said idioms are terrible.
Lamanna: "You get what you buy."

This glifnard insists on going full lamanna fuck boy today.

Lausanne Fondue 

n. Sexual act in which the dominant male projects copious quantities of cheesy, mucilaginous ejaculate for ingestion by the submissive female. Bread optional.

N.B. For the tradition of naming sexual acts after a place, c.f. Cleveland Steamer, Boston Pancake.
Last night, I had sex. It was nice! She was from Gambia! I gave her Lausanne Fondue - she liked!

laxmannen 

You are laxmannen!
laxmannen by mackanmikko March 24, 2018