Laumann

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super hot name for super hot guys. (:

girl #1 - troy laumann is sooo hot <3
girl #2 - i know, but matt laumann is even hotter <3

Laumann by rawr.... November 26, 2010

Words you can keep

Phillip Lamanno

One bad ass mother fucker, Been around since 1997. The wild animal has a mullet, and can pull any girls with the snap of his fingers. He's a hard workin' , family loving man! Who has the biggest heart of all men. Chews nothing but Copenhagen Wintergreen, Smokes nothing but Marlboro Reds, and drinks nothing but PBR. Owns a turkey named Tom, and a Turtle named Bubba. Drives a red lifted Jeep Cherokee, and also owns a 1996 Dodge Neon he claims is a racecar. He's been to jail twice for Whoopin' two guys ass, twice his size, twice. Came out with a jail tat, and a Chevy brand on his ass. Blairs David Allen Coe and Colt Ford Daily.

Becky "Is that a Phillip Lamanno over there?"
Shelby "I cant tell, does he have a mullet?"
Becky "Yes!!!"
* Panties drop*

Phillip Lamanno by Hank Williams Jr June 12, 2015

Lauranne

A Lauranne is a girl that is loved by everyone. She is confident, pretty and amazing in bed. To spot a Lauranne, look out for their great ass and sense of humor. A Lauranne is perfect in every way. She drives every guy in a 20 mile radius wild.

Person 1: Damn, Lauranne's hot.
Person 2: Yeah, I'd tap that ass.

Lauranne by SlimLampShady January 31, 2020

lauranne

A quiet girl, discrete, that will sometimes surprise you with bursts of energy and funky moves or singing. She loves to dance Rock n' Roll but she just doesn't know it yet ! Overall a precious person to be around, always looking to give a hand to anyone who's asking. She used to overthink things too much and now she tries her best to live the moment and simply follow her feelings and her heart.

- Do you know Lauranne ? - Yes she is so nice, I feel at peace whenever she's there !

- Damn, Lauranne isn't coming early to the party. - Oh nooo, we need her for decoration, she has always the nicest ideas !

lauranne by Zookies February 23, 2018

Lamanna

A man whom insists on using terrible idioms even though he has been told many times that said idioms are terrible.

Lamanna: "You get what you buy."

This glifnard insists on going full lamanna fuck boy today.

Lamanna by Purposely_Accidental June 9, 2016

Lausanne Fondue

n. Sexual act in which the dominant male projects copious quantities of cheesy, mucilaginous ejaculate for ingestion by the submissive female. Bread optional.

N.B. For the tradition of naming sexual acts after a place, c.f. Cleveland Steamer, Boston Pancake.

Last night, I had sex. It was nice! She was from Gambia! I gave her Lausanne Fondue - she liked!

Lausanne Fondue by Lausanne_Fondue August 7, 2011

laxmannen

when you are bad at pubg

You are laxmannen!

laxmannen by mackanmikko March 24, 2018

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026