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Loughery Ness Monster 

A non-mysterious, well seen microsized penis or vagina.
Wow it was amazing to see Rob Loughery Ness Monster penis today, it sure is small.

Laughernia 

When your boy cracks a joke so funny that you get a hernia from laughing.
I was feeling great until Daquan told me that joke and I got a laughernia
Laughernia by Marketing G August 6, 2014
(v) 1. The act of laughing and crying at the same time as a result of being forced to recall terribly embarassing childhood memories infront of one or a group of friends 2. "The Rock's" go to move
When Rachel retold the story of how she "escaped" her house she laughcried.

I have only known one person in the world to laughcry.
laughcry by 22 August 3, 2007

Cinema Laugher 

The stupid bastard that plagues the cinema with laughing at the least funny things. Have been known to be found in such comedies as Austin Powers and Scary Movie amongst many others.
Viewer 1: This fuckin' guy next to me keeps laughing through-out the whole film!

Viewer 2: We've been seated next to the cinema laugher, my friend. We're just going to have to ride it out.
Cinema Laugher by Tadger May 1, 2006

Self-Laugher 

Someone who laughs hysterically at something he/she just said. Typically this comment is not funny at all to others who hear it, they may wind up laughing just because the self-laugher is laughing so hard
Man he told the lamest joke in class today he laughed for like an hour at it, he is such a self-laugher.
Self-Laugher by The Webbinator October 20, 2009

The Laugher 

That kid who follows around the kid with the canned, overused sense of humor that whines about every little thing, and The Laugher, (hence the name) laughs at whatever his rabbi says to make them feel better about their pathetic comedic relief.
Michael: "Jesus, what is with all these kids saying 'Fight me' and not doing anything? Pisses me off! If you're going to swing, SWING!"
The Laugher: *bursts out laughing*
Everyone Else: "It's a joke. They don't mean they want to really swing you fucking tard."
The Laugher by MemesNotMorons February 8, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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