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Shit it's last call time to find the bitches that look like a 10 at 2 then you wakeup at 10 with a 2
Last Call by The first mongo December 30, 2016
A crappy show hosted by Carson Daly that my friends and I have renamed "Tool Time". The show sucks!
Me: "What the fuck are you watching."
Unknowing friend: "Last Call with Carson Daly"
Me: "You mean Tool time?"
last call by DEEZ February 25, 2004
(N.) Anti-Weed. It's usually when it's time for Bartenders to close things up, but it's more recently a crap show hosted by America Youth's Massive Tool, Carson Daly. Is this really something to keep you awake at 1:35 am? It'll put to sleep faster than a Saturday Night Live Movie.
Last Call with Carson Daly tonight had Carmen Electra, Kermit the Frog, 50 Cent, and Godzilla on. And after a double weed dose, I STILL fell asleep!
Last Call by G-Union January 12, 2004
worst late night talk show ever, even worse than Chevy Chase's old show
Last Call by Alex January 26, 2003
A person so homely they are only hit-on after last call.
"Jason is so desperate, he's trying to pick-up that last call at the end of the bar!"
last call by Tho3m December 12, 2007
Hitting the girl you are with in the back of the head with the butt end of one of the Buck Hunter guns at a bar, knocking her out.
"When was the last time you had sex?"

"Does me last calling that chick last night count..."

"No."

"Then I don't know, haha."
Last call by CMuscle July 9, 2009