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Last(-)Call 

v. To knock over the other team's curling stones used with single, etc
1n. (Slang) A curling stone
2n. An instance of last-calling the other team
1. Dude this bloody jjjjjjj just last-called me too far like WTF Boom!
2. Get your last calls as close to the middle as possible
3. I am going to finish them with last calls
Last(-)Call
Last(-)Call by Fuckout March 11, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
When the bitches get better looking
Shit it's last call time to find the bitches that look like a 10 at 2 then you wakeup at 10 with a 2
Last Call by The first mongo December 30, 2016
A crappy show hosted by Carson Daly that my friends and I have renamed "Tool Time". The show sucks!
Me: "What the fuck are you watching."
Unknowing friend: "Last Call with Carson Daly"
Me: "You mean Tool time?"
last call by DEEZ February 25, 2004
(N.) Anti-Weed. It's usually when it's time for Bartenders to close things up, but it's more recently a crap show hosted by America Youth's Massive Tool, Carson Daly. Is this really something to keep you awake at 1:35 am? It'll put to sleep faster than a Saturday Night Live Movie.
Last Call with Carson Daly tonight had Carmen Electra, Kermit the Frog, 50 Cent, and Godzilla on. And after a double weed dose, I STILL fell asleep!
Last Call by G-Union January 12, 2004
worst late night talk show ever, even worse than Chevy Chase's old show
Last Call by Alex January 26, 2003
A person so homely they are only hit-on after last call.
"Jason is so desperate, he's trying to pick-up that last call at the end of the bar!"
last call by Tho3m December 12, 2007
Hitting the girl you are with in the back of the head with the butt end of one of the Buck Hunter guns at a bar, knocking her out.
"When was the last time you had sex?"

"Does me last calling that chick last night count..."

"No."

"Then I don't know, haha."
Last call by CMuscle July 9, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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