DEEZ's definitions

wet humping

Similar to dry humping, wet humping occurs when two partners engage in grinding without insertion in the shower, hence WET humping. The penis may turn red the next day if wet humping persists for more than 15 minutes.

My dick hurts from all of that wet humping last night.

by DEEZ April 5, 2004

bootlegger

a undergrounddistributer of various item. Commonly CD, DVD PS2 Games

I got the Passion of christ DVD a week befor it came out in theaters from the bootlegger in the barber shop

by Deez March 29, 2004

benzino

Named used to describe a fake ass homo rap artist. Someone from Boston.

Paul: "Say James, did you see the show last night?"
James: "I sure did Paul. What was up with that homo Benzino on stage?"
Paul: "Oh, I know...he tried to grab my balls backstage James!"
James: "The nerve."

by Deez March 28, 2003

disdique

posessive form of one's own male reproductive organ.

That girl at the end of the bar clearly wants disdique.

I'd say my roomate was fronting, but people keep telling me she wants to hop on disdique.

by deez August 11, 2003

phone bone

Phone Sex

Me and my bitch phone boned for hours.

by Deez August 16, 2003

seed

Sperm

Derek Wolf Planted his seed in his wife. She accepted all of his seed. His seed is growing.

by Deez September 18, 2003

dukeburger

Getting the receiving end of an unfortunate event or result. Similar to "getting the duke" or any varying phrases.

Fred: "I bought a new computer! It's so kickass!"
Tom: "I bought a new compter from the same place you did. It doesn't work worth a crap and someone took a giant shit inside of the case."

(In this situation, Tom gets the dukeburger.)

by Deez June 18, 2006