LaBlow 

To knowingly inject semen into a fertile cunt without the intention of wanting children. Usually performed drunk or without complete knowledge of fertilization

Hey Zachers don't LaBlow your load into that beautiful Colombian

LaBlow by Skbandit December 13, 2014

Lazlow 

An American Radio host who has a 1 minute technology segment called the Technofile, but is best known for his work with the Grand Theft Auto series. Has a monthly (real world) radio show which was recently taken off of XM 202.

See "Lazlow" Definition

Lazlow by Mr. Mysterious! September 7, 2010

lazlow 

The Funniest man on the Radio in GTA 3. Makes fun of the retarded callers the call his show in the dysfunctional liberty city. If you listen to the radio in this game, this is the channel you should be listening to(chatterbox), not the other gay ass music on the other stations.

I refused to drive in the tank because it didnt have the radio so i could listen to Lazlow make fun of people.

lazlow by asskake June 23, 2006

Lazlow 

Fictional talk radio star of Grand Theft Auto. Often close minded and extream sarcasm.

Lazlow is the man

Lazlow by Big Bubba B April 29, 2004

LAWLOWNED 

1. "LAWLOWNED" is a word used mostly in online games to show that you have "owned" someone in a way that is funny somehow.
2. a. "LAWLOWNED" be used in chat rooms to show that someone has been "owned" in real life in a humorous way. | b. This is usually used with a question mark at the end if you are unsure if the person was really "LAWLOWNED" or not.

SEE: own, owned, and lawl

1. I lawlowned you with that axe, dude!

2. a. Example 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me.
Example 2: LAWLOWNED!

b. Example 1: I have a test tomorrow at school.
Example 2: Lawlowned?

LAWLOWNED by CrazyChao December 20, 2007

Labilow

An amazing person who doesn’t have many friends but everyone knows him because of his cousin but overall a nice loving genuine amazing outgoing smart friend

Wow he’s so smart he must be a Labilow

Labilow by Posidensfurry December 26, 2019

LayLow Logic 

An initial premise, which is then defended by logical fallacies, including but not limited to Ad hominem attacks, Red Herrings and Association fallacies. When evidence is finally overwhelming that the parties' argument is false, they disappear. Hence, "LayLow Logic".

It needs to be noted that LayLow logic is a chronic behavior, and the individual accused of this has to demonstrate a consistent pattern of this behavior. One or two logical argument mis-steps, and disappearing because of embarrassment, does not make one guilty of "LayLow Logic". A chronic and pathological pattern must be present.

An additional corollary to LayLow Logic is that popularism and perceived peer respect play an impotent role. The party using LayLow Logic with attempt to defect with personal attacks or red herring diversions. In reality, this is party bidding for time, until the particular story drop off the front page of the web or blog site.

Gil claimed the mortgage interest deduction was key to many low income people holding their home. When it was demonstrated by a third party to the debate that most low income people are better off with the standard deduction, Gil disappeared. Since Gil had a chronic habit of this, he was soon accused of LayLow Logic.

Phil, as is normal, had been arguing a point on a blog, but as soon as the story dropped off the front page, Phil disappeared. Since Phil commonly did this, he was soon accused of "LayLow Logic".

LayLow Logic by KirksMonkey December 20, 2010