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Kumasi Largesse 

The Kumasi Largesse or Kumasi Surprise is a sexual activity involving the popular geography browser game "Geoguessr". While the receiver plays the map "A Diverse World" without undergarments, the giver sneaks under the table and starts oral sex.
Famous TikToker sunkencity64 claims to have received a Kumasi Largesse in the summer, without much evidence.

laryness 

1. Crazyness provoked by illicit drug or alcohol use
"Last night was some beer laryness."
laryness by 2P J-me December 30, 2005

lagginess 

Experiencing a state of something being extra slow, usually related to technology that you want to throw out the window. You know a lag, or lagging, but for those that can use it in a sentence, then it is known as an abstract noun denoting the quality and state of slowness.
JIRA is being extra special with all of it's lagginess it is preventing me from creating my tickets to assign to the team.
lagginess by Aunghula1 March 12, 2021

larminess 

the state of being tired, but not sleepy or feeling like going to sleep any time soon

invented by myself and some random chick off the internet about 6 months ago
"im kinda larmy" = 3 nights in a row on the wine sacks, but enough adrenaline to hit that ex up for a shag is larminess
larminess by Tom Cook bass player November 5, 2006

Lamenessisocity

the act or state of being lame to the point one needs extra syllables to to verbalize the idea.
lamenessisocity, no explanation necessary.
Lamenessisocity by whippey August 2, 2008

Chronic Lateness 

A medical condition where a man constantly arrives late because he has to find and purchase marijuana. Often witnessed by fully clothed, make-upped, perfumed
women who expected their date to arrive at 8, but don't see the sufferer until 11.
Woman 1: Dang, Ricky isn't here yet and it's already 11:30.

Woman 2: I told you girl, that boy suffers from Chronic Lateness.

Woman 1: Well at least he rolls up with weed.
Chronic Lateness by Dj Really Real January 30, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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