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largeness by Amazing541 August 18, 2015
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Kumasi Largesse
The Kumasi Largesse or Kumasi Surprise is a sexual activity involving the popular geography browser game "Geoguessr". While the receiver plays the map "A Diverse World" without undergarments, the giver sneaks under the table and starts oral sex.
Famous TikToker sunkencity64 claims to have received a Kumasi Largesse in the summer, without much evidence.
Kumasi Largesse by teaenjoyer2008 June 16, 2021
Related Words
largeness • lagginess • lameness • Lamenessisocity • Largeassitis • largess • larkness • larminess • laryness • beer larriness
laryness
"Last night was some beer laryness."
lagginess
Experiencing a state of something being extra slow, usually related to technology that you want to throw out the window. You know a lag, or lagging, but for those that can use it in a sentence, then it is known as an abstract noun denoting the quality and state of slowness.
JIRA is being extra special with all of it's lagginess it is preventing me from creating my tickets to assign to the team.
larminess
the state of being tired, but not sleepy or feeling like going to sleep any time soon
invented by myself and some random chick off the internet about 6 months ago
invented by myself and some random chick off the internet about 6 months ago
"im kinda larmy" = 3 nights in a row on the wine sacks, but enough adrenaline to hit that ex up for a shag is larminess
larminess by Tom Cook bass player November 5, 2006
Lamenessisocity
lamenessisocity, no explanation necessary.
Lamenessisocity by whippey August 2, 2008
Chronic Lateness
A medical condition where a man constantly arrives late because he has to find and purchase marijuana. Often witnessed by fully clothed, make-upped, perfumed
women who expected their date to arrive at 8, but don't see the sufferer until 11.
women who expected their date to arrive at 8, but don't see the sufferer until 11.
Woman 1: Dang, Ricky isn't here yet and it's already 11:30.
Woman 2: I told you girl, that boy suffers from Chronic Lateness.
Woman 1: Well at least he rolls up with weed.
Woman 2: I told you girl, that boy suffers from Chronic Lateness.
Woman 1: Well at least he rolls up with weed.
Chronic Lateness by Dj Really Real January 30, 2010
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