Lardvan

When your overweight friend is being pissy and is wearing a white shirt and behaving particularily like a white motorized vehicle resembling a van.

Hey jan cool your fucking exhaust! you're acting like a Lardvan again!

by brokkenmatter December 17, 2022

lardvark

An aardvark that enjoys large servings of lard

wow, now that's a lardvark

by not.adelia January 14, 2017

lardbanger

One who has sex with a fat person.

Yeah my friend fucked that chick with four chins, what a lardbanger.

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

Larvans

(noun): term used to refer to a lost kitty and a ferocious lioness who fall in love under odd circumstances. The members of a larvans tend to fall into deep, unequivocal love strangely quick, and often spend inexplicable amounts of time sleeping under tables. Separating members of a larvans is extremely dangerous, as they often claw and purr until they reunite.

Fun frat dude: Yo bro, bring those plates of bacon and eggs over here so we can get come protein, breakfast-style.

Concerned frat dude on-looker: Bro, watch out! There is a larvans under that kitchen table! You know it'll freak out if you get too close.

Fun frat dude: Woah, thanks bro. That could have gotten ugly. I for sure didn't want that cat purring at me all day.

by JR the cabbie May 20, 2011

Larvans

(noun): A type of automobile similar in shape to a van, designed for both personal and public use. Larvans are typically a one box design for maximum interior girth and can fit a maximum of four passengers. Although many are gasoline-love hybrids, some may be found to run only on Guatemalan sugarcane ethanol. All interior features are in Spanish and the new car smell is catnip.

Taxpayer: Do I qualify for the alternative motor vehicle tax credit for purchasing my Larvans in Alabama in March 2011?

TaxConsultant: Yes! Because you purchased it on or before August 8, 2011 in Alabama!

by Cajones00777 May 20, 2011

Lardaneous

A descriptor to describe something that is of or that of a lard, having the attributes of a lard

OMG why did you ignore my text?! You are acting so lardaneous!

by lardlover May 20, 2021

Lardvinia

Lardvinia De Lard is full of lard and is the lardiest in the whole of lard land

Lardvinia is so hugely full of lard she cannot fit in her lardmobile!

by Lardviniahater August 23, 2023