(noun): term used to refer to a lost kitty and a ferocious lioness who fall in love under odd circumstances. The members of a larvans tend to fall into deep, unequivocal love strangely quick, and often spend inexplicable amounts of time sleeping under tables. Separating members of a larvans is extremely dangerous, as they often claw and purr until they reunite.

Fun frat dude: Yo bro, bring those plates of bacon and eggs over here so we can get come protein, breakfast-style.

Concerned frat dude on-looker: Bro, watch out! There is a larvans under that kitchen table! You know it'll freak out if you get too close.

Fun frat dude: Woah, thanks bro. That could have gotten ugly. I for sure didn't want that cat purring at me all day.

Larvans by JR the cabbie May 20, 2011

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Larvans

(noun): A type of automobile similar in shape to a van, designed for both personal and public use. Larvans are typically a one box design for maximum interior girth and can fit a maximum of four passengers. Although many are gasoline-love hybrids, some may be found to run only on Guatemalan sugarcane ethanol. All interior features are in Spanish and the new car smell is catnip.

Taxpayer: Do I qualify for the alternative motor vehicle tax credit for purchasing my Larvans in Alabama in March 2011?

TaxConsultant: Yes! Because you purchased it on or before August 8, 2011 in Alabama!

Larvans by Cajones00777 May 20, 2011

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Lardaneous

A descriptor to describe something that is of or that of a lard, having the attributes of a lard

OMG why did you ignore my text?! You are acting so lardaneous!

Lardaneous by lardlover May 20, 2021

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Lardvinia

Lardvinia De Lard is full of lard and is the lardiest in the whole of lard land

Lardvinia is so hugely full of lard she cannot fit in her lardmobile!

Lardvinia by Lardviniahater August 23, 2023

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